| alc09 |
11-11-2009 06:45 PM |
The Dark Horse could do no wrong.
What a man.
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1. I could pull that truck with my bellend
2. I could kill him with my eyebrow
3. I am captain cool as ****
4. I am THE irrepressible dark horse
5. If they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag
6. Trousers exist
7. Big Brother: Would you like to say anything Marcus?
Marcus: Yes, you're talking ****
8. Yeah, thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing, because my stomach juices are so strong and that.
9. Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?
10. Marcus: You can be identical yourself, but not be yourself
Tom: What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus
11. I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him
11. My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers
12. He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants
13. Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix
14. Blah blah blah and everything like that!
15. Big Brother: In a conversation with Noirin, you said, I will show him the meaning of pain
Marcus: yeah thats from a film
16. I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow
17. To Sree: Shut up you girl!
18. Will reap the whirlwind
19. When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:
I'd rather do something like... set fire to ourselves
20. To Tom... You're not all that and a bag of potato chips
21. I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson
22. BB: Mathematical sense or nonsense?
Marcus: You w*nker!
BB: You have just forfeited your 3 tokens
Marcus: Oh dont be a prick
23. My bladder tore open that night and I've been having trouble since. I don't regret it.
24. Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?
Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens
Big Brother: No
Marcus: ...
25. Captain Cool does not suffer from jangly nerves
26. About Nikki Grahame: She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts
27. This is probably the shittiest big brother ever
28. BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am I allowed to swear?
BB: if you need to
Marcus: I couldnt really give a ***** to be honest
29. Noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yeah, like shes seen the *****ing radio times?
30. On Isaac's entry - Marcus: I don't have to say a ****ing word
31. BB telling him off for helping kenny escape over the roof - Marcus: Yeh this isn't colditz mate
32. I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing
33. That was bollocks, it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of Adrian Mole
34. Sree, dont ***** about
35. What a load of w*nk
36. I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse
37. I am the X factor
38. Tom is a w*nker
39. That is verging on sexual harassment
40. I don't like these little peacock displays
41. Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they are all fake thoughts
42. Nah, I don't think much of her. I think she's a *****ing idiot to tell you the truth
43. I'm sorry but that's double standards and a complete ***k
44. Do you know why tigers are dieing out? because they're bored
45. He's getting ideas above his station
46. Food bandit
47. Shut up and kiss me
48. Now I know why the victorians thought it was great to go and watch the inmates in the local asylums on an evening
49. Big Brother 10, bringing Bedlam into the 21st century
50. After Noirin and Isaac exit the house - Now we've got two extra duvets to take into the garden!
51. While Sophie is using the toilet: I'm going to find another toilet, when I want a p*ss I have a p*ss. I don't wait for anyone!
52. The viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cause all we're doing is moaning and whinging
53. I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks prediction of behaviour
54. Talking to Bea about David:
I'll have a word with him. If he gets lairy I'll shout at him and make him turn white
55. You can't stop the champ! I'm a force of nature, you can't stop a force of nature
56. Men like a womans' breasts, her cleavage, because it looks like a butt and makes them want to mate
57. Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in
58. When he saw George Lamb on BBLB.
"We're not ****ing sleeping you *****!" on Live TV
59. He definitely is a food-bandit
60. On Lisa: She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!
61. It's going to be a very argumentative week in the house, I think ... and to be honest, I'm looking forward to it! There hasn't been enough arguments!
62. About Siavash, Day 60: He just bullshits so much. He says something and I just think 'Bull wack, mate'.
63. In jail: Take me to America please. I should be ready to leave in a few moments. Thank you
64. No-one can stop a force of nature, whilst removing the mirror from the toilet wall.
65. All those women having a good old strum over a picture of the Dark Horse
66. David and Lisa annihilated the butter
67. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party
Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?
Sophie: no
Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then
68. On Live Feed after Bea said he sounds like Peggy Mitchell.
YOU'RE BARRED! ***** OFF!
69. I guess it'll be up to Big Brother to decide if I get into trouble for giving you a gangsta-slap!
70. Bea: You look like you're made of butter
Marcus: You look like you're made of Philadelphia!
71. To Bea... Did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your arse and say oh look Siamese twins?
72. I'm made of twisted steel and sex appeal
73. "I would say that my arse is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation", said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea. "Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added
74. You've got a transparent forehead
75. Whoop-te-****ing-doo-dar
76. I could have this whole house jumping through hoops if I wanted to
77. Oh get the sand out of your vagina!
78. Bea, you're a greasy hippy
79. How's my package looking, Karly?
80. Noirin is my favorite girl, not just for the cooking but the tits, a*se and face as well
81. On why he should give Halfwit an haircut: I've shaved thousands of head before!
82. I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured. You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man. It's done and dusted, set in stone. Whatever I do is cool. I breathe cool, I sleep cool. I s*it cool. You can't beat captain cool as ******, it can't be done
83. While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...
What's the pastry like?
84. Wouldn't 'Gameplan' be a ****ing awesome name for a rock band?
85. On BB after getting warning: Politically correct pricks
86. To Rodrigo: What is Portugeuse for w*nker then?
87. Missing Sree: Worthless little peice of garbage
89. On healthy eating: Fish and chips, mushy peas, coke, diet coke, 7-up, pickled onions and a platter of other chip shop related things like pies and battered sausages
90. On Hungersriking: I told Noirin thers no way your gonna go on hunger strike-your the guttiest b****** in here
91. To Bea: How do I sound like Peggy Mitchell you old turd
92. To Siavash: Just say what I say-its an unreal environment,you cannot hold me accountable
93. On BB: I cant wait to watch some of this back-Im gonna be p*ssing myself
94. Asked what is the darkhorse: (Pointing at himself) Film it, live it, love it
95. On BB Viewers: They're only tuning in to laugh at the pathetic, whinging little b*stards!
96. They hate us for giving them such a sh*t show to watch
97. On Noirin and Isaac: Whats the odds the two of them will be *******ing each other later on in the sitting room?
98. On ex's in the house: If my ex girlfriend came in I'd spend the rest of my time having sex - you lot can ******* off
99. On Isaac: Ballsack
100. To David: Well I think your a *******ing whinging fat *******. What are you gonna say to that? nothing!
101. Apologising to David: Round where I live every fourth word out of my mouth is *******
102. Marcus: I'm the only straight guy left
David: What about Siavash?
Marcus: Well... maybe!
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