oh and i dont remember my 18th:laugh:

im left handed and havnt broken a bone lol

If It was available, i would swap my life right now to be a Na'vi

I locked myself in Morrisons toilets by accident before christmas

He just told you that for reasons to do with sex... him wanting to still get it. Men like their penises to be called macho things like Captain Carnage or Mr Fantestical.

When i was 13 i was promised a blowjob by some girl but i avoided her cus at that time i didnt know how to cum

He wasnt a very macho guy anyway :joker:

Awww :hug:

I love going to supermarkets

I don't know why, just do lol

lol thanks

I watched a porno to learn how to give a blow job

I have an addiction to Dr Pepper :lovedup:

Are you going to replace the cherry coke that just sprayed from my nose? Did you not have ropes in gym class?

Awwww Karl :laugh:


I'm really superstitious, will never walk under ladders, put new shoes on tables, I used to always avoid walking on the cracks in pavements until about a year ago lol

the last time and only time ive ever had sex was 4 months and 22 days ago:(

SAME! I have some now!! <3

I used to be obsessed with clocks and thats clocks
i know what some are like on here LOL.

My favourite TV show to watch while stoned is UK Border Force
its amazing haha

I am liking all these home truths lmao

I was a child model. I've been in promotions for Adams kids clothes, a Robinsons commercial and posters for Debenhams and for a local shopping centre etc. But that ended when I went to school and I'm only 5ft 8 now.

I was very highly sexed as a child, my mum would always catch me humping the sofa whenever she went out of the room (I was about 4/5 at the time)

:joker:

lately ive become very addicted to the beach boys

or else you thought you were a dog

I have a dark footballing secret..

when I was 7-8, i supported man united ew