Nope. Been questioned twice as a witness though (a creep followed me from school to my house with I was 13/14 and the other time when my ex assaulted a club bouncer).

I have for being drunk n disorderly 3 times, and for assault once
I have done lots of things i didn't get caught for!
BUT! I'm a new person i'm good now!

I didn't know what to expect in this thread so that's why I did lie a bit, I didn't want to sound like a bad guy but as a lot of members here got into trouble so here is my full CV:

-About 4 times for over speed limit driving. I can't help myself, driving fast is awesome.
-Once for fighting in a bar but I didn't end up at the police station, they just warned me.
-3 times for fighting in bars + outside. I've been banned from this bars. I ended up in the police station but I managed not to get anything. My older sister came to get me because my parents would have killed me. They don't know that yet.
-Possibly once or twice for using my mobile while driving.
-I almost got arrested for swearing at a policeman. Back in 2006, I was 16, it was 4am, I was drunk, a policeman checked out of my friends and I were being cool then I told him to shut the fuck up.

There we go.

There was an incident involving my car and some teenage boys a few years back, both driving on the motorway and they had their window down and were getting really aggressive towards us. I thought it was going to escalate so I rang the police and it turned out nothing did happen. The police weren't happy about me ringing them though lol, so they came to my house and gave me a lecture. So embarrasing.

Do some of these count? I'd imagined the definition of arrested involved being dragged-off to the police station "Possibly once or twice for using my mobile while driving" - I'd have imagined you'd remember if the police dragged you out once or twice.

I mentioned the times I got involved with the police. But the 3 times I ended up at the police station, I guess it does count. I really don't know how I got away from it to be honest. But I guess I played it well and told them what they wanted to hear at the right time.

LOL - can I count the time I got stopped for speeding in Holland but decided never to pay the fine or return to that country just in case I'm a wanted criminal?! :hugesmile:

Oh boy it happened to me in Italy ! I got fined but then I didn't pay it. Don't worry, I got to Italy every year with my family, we got fined so many times, they won't bite your ass back. Yeah well, it's not going to be the same in the next few months because fines will be European. :joker:

:hugesmile: my German and Dutch buddies tell me just to ignore the Dutch fine, but I have an irrational fear that I'lll be flying through Schipol sometime on the way to somewhere else and when I show my passport at Passport Control, I'll be arrested for non-payment of fine. hahahahahaha

Another mate has an unpaid speeding fine from Belgium when we were going to Spa for the Grand Prix............we feel banned from 2 European countries!!!!!!

Is this thread a storytelling competition?

(I loved them.:hugesmile:)