Oh, there's so many insults out there. How about some "Your Mama" ones....

Yo Mama so skinny that she hula-hoops through a Cheerio.

Yo Mama so fat that she goes out wearing high heels and comes back in flip flops.

Yo Mama so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation.

Yo Mama so fat she stepped on the scales and it said "One at a time, please."

Yo Mama so fat she steped on the scales and it said "To be continued."

Yo Mama so ugly kids dress up as her for Hallowe'en

Yo Mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

I was gonna start a new topic called "Yo Mamma".. u should do that .. there are loads of good ones..

I've a big poster of them, they're fantastic.

Start the thread then Lancy.. it will be popular.

Here is one of ma favs, dont ask why hehe.

Are u sick? Shall i call the vet!

I loveeeee it hahahahaha :wavey:

Ooh! Carrying on the Yo Mammas:

Yo Mamma's so fat, when you slap her ass you can ride the waves!! :spin:

My crudeness embarasses me! :blush:

Yo Mamma's so fat the whales started singing 'We are family'

I normally despise people who bump really old threads, but I'm on a spying-on-my-post count-spree and I absolutely loved this thread. Haha.

Go **** yourself, no one else will.

I use that FAR too much

**** off you big headed ass hoover

**** off you magic fingered pervert