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To John James:
You're a lovely person but you're stupid. |
To John James:
You're a lovely person but I'd never hire you for entertainment. |
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where does he come up with these WHOPPERS! hehe Oscar Wilde he ain't. |
Ben love!
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ToT - ''Don't call be stupid.''
Ben - ''But you are stupid.'' Lol! |
His whole convo with the tree last night :)
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Ben: "Corin's like Winston Churchill: no matter what else is going on in the world, she puts on the makeup and everythings fine."
Sunshine: "Did Winston Churchill wear much makeup?" Ben "No, no... he was probably one of the last prime ministers who didn't wear makeup." |
"BB asked me how the house dynamics would change now that Govan has left. To which I replied 'I will probably be assassinated in the night'"
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Ben: he closed three orphanages down and fed the children to his guest. Mario: I hope he buns in hell for that. Ben: no I don't want him to burn in hell just not do it again
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Nathan: "Who are you talking to?"
Ben: "..I'm just practicing something." |
"If the boos are so loud, how will I know if I have been funny or not"
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Look tree of temptation! I don't take kindly to bullying!
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About JJ:
There is one thing worse than not being good at something - that is thinking you are good at something & not being good at something. |
About Mario:
Because I don't want his weiner up my bum I'm an appalling person. |
I've just been eating a carrot.
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The only thing worse than being at a depressing party is watching a depressing party.
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I went to Stockport once - I won't be going back again.
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"Pork is my favourite mainstream meat"
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To David:
"I didn't knife you in the back, I knifed you in the front". |
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About Mario:
He is a mixture between Michael Jackson & a librarian woman from Ohio. |
About Mario:
Old Kenny Everett going mental over a piece of apple. |
About Ife's newly shaved head:
I never thought I'd find a bald woman attractive, but I do with you |
Dave: " You're in a different realm,you are "
Ben: " Yes, but you love me " |
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