''Is your vagina designer?"

Josie asks Caoimhe a personal question

"I'm really good at noticing bogeys and spots"

Josie comments on her grooming skills

oops I just far ed

Had a good laugh reading these quotes, she is so funny and don't think she realises it most of the time!!

im not used to having a drink bought for me on a night out, let alone two men sat beside me

haha love josie punching john james for hiding her blanket

Thats half of her charm :)

Bless her:blush:, she really isn't used to a so called pretty boy like JJ really liking her because he would be suited to pretty girls.

Josie is pretty:).

Yeah, she has been pretty to me all series, but y'know what?

On LF today, watching her in the garden I actually started to think 'blimey...'

She looked radiant.

I think now Josie sees JJ as a friend really:hugesmile:, he's lucky to be really close to her LOL.

Josie is the funniest HM in there by far, she makes me laugh sooo much :laugh:

"john do you like yer teeth" claiming she'd punch him if he didnt stop tickling her!

"for the sheer fact that sunshines tighter than a ducks ass she gets my vote!

Talking to JJ " people say i look like the squirrel from ice age"

:joker::joker: gotta love her :joker::joker:

"Oh my God, John, what are you gonna do if the bottle lands on me, you lucky bugger?"

Josie asks John if he has thought about the outcome of tonight's spin the bottle game

ROFL:D.

John: "Have you had many men cum on your face Mario"

Mario: "Pretty much all of them *laughs*"

John: *laughs* "Have you had that much Josie?"

Josie (in a Southen Belle accent): "Well, I 'aint got this skin for nothin y'all..."

:joker:

A bit of a paraphrase, but when she told JJ to "stop bein harsh to my lady garden" when they were talking about if she needed a trim :joker:

Btw, 'Who do you think you are?", in our thickest Bristol speak, has become a pretty standard phrase around our house, and it's only week 4 :joker:

Josie asks JJ if he thinks the Rock would like her: 'He might like chunky girls and freckles"


JJ "Yeah i'll just stop by Megan Foxs house and see what's cracking"


:joker:

'' Get your arse in her you Australian bugger''.

''He's a fully pledge Bristolian''

'' I got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the keys'' JJ

:joker:

Josie: ''I know why I'm riled up, I've needed a **** for 3 hours''.

:shocked::laugh2:

"Theres a troublesome Bristolian In here Big Brother what we gonna do with her"

Josie: "I like strange looking men..."

Caoimhe: "what did your ex look like?"

Josie: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."

who cares what the fat munter says, shes a thick fool

well you must care a bit otherwise you wouldnt have come in a thread about josie :joker:

"we get on because we both have freckles" Josie to Mario

"You can hang around me if you want, obviously it's going to be hard for me, putting up with you"

Josie comforts Caoimhe in her own unique way following Shabby's departure