I had the opportunity to go private school, but I didn't want to. My mum wanted me to go, but I said no. I went to a private one in Jersey though.

Cara in that picture the right one's hair looks electrocuted.

Who said Jedward can't be funny? Feel free to add you own ;)


WHY do Jedward dance while they sing? To get away from the noise.

WHAT'S the difference between an Uzi and Jedward? The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

WHAT do a vacuum cleaner and Jedward have in common? Both suck when you plug them in.

HOW do you get Jedward to play in unison? Shoot one.

HOW many Jedwards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't get that high.

HOW do you put a sparkle in Jedward's eye? Shine a torch in their ears.

WHY are Jedward jokes so short? So Jedward can understand them.

WHY don't Jedward play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.

Daily Sport headline: "I've got world's biggest tits"

Thought to myself, I'll check them out.

Opened the paper and it turns out that they just interviewed jedward's Mum.

Jedward...... The reason they make DOUBLE barreled shotguns

Lois Walsh says Jedward will go all the way...
Yeah Lois, with a few pints I bet they will...

iTunes have tagged jedward's cover of Blink 182's All the Small Things in the "Rock" Category. It's a ****ing joke in itself.

found the sickipedia ones :D

sickipedia is immense xD

omgz, my jokes got removed D:

Dear Jedward,

Your Zig and Zag tribute show is pants.

Dear Jedward. Who are you two again?????

I had a dream last night that I had sex with them, whilst stuck in an elevator. Was...bizarre.

Radom :S lol

And I only bumped this cos Stacey started spamming the nest with Jedward pics :nono:

While I hate Jedward as much as the next sane person does, it's probably best to leave any death remarks out of it.

It's also a good idea for certain other members to accept that not everyone is gonna like celebrities they like, and if they report for the simple aim of trying to get another member banned because of this they will recieve an infraction. Only report rule breaks, do not waste our time with personal vendettas.

Awww you removed my letter :(

:)

Is it true the talentless two are going to shave their heads?

Can we sponsor that idea Terry? :hugesmile:

Pmsl yeah, seen it reported on a few sites on the net, if its true would it be classed as them having a brazilian?

Classic line :joker:

vommmmmmmmmmm