Cut it in half,
stick each half, (wait for it)
up your jumper
and prance around like Madonna.

Remember SMC this is things to do with a cucumber ,you don't HAVE to do them:thumbs:

call it Vincent.. or Troy? cos those are cool names:spin2:

Bet you'd like to do some stuff with a cucumber though wouldn't you? i'm sure Daphne and Velma might help too.

:blush2: had to laugh at that one

cucumber prints (How many is that)

once we get to about 120, we should have covered the lot.

120 posts or something because some people are posting off topic comments too :hugesmile:

Make it disappear, in a weird sexy magic trick(thanks for that one SMC)

We still doin stuff with this cucumber.... ?

I can't post here. I can't keep it clean, and the mods will object. :thumbs:

Lol .. i can only think of dirty tuff.

I'll think of some clean stuff though!

Paperweight

(SMC's Boxing weight):thumbs:

Oh come on im only joking its the weekend:laugh:

:elephant::elephant: Crush the cucumber add sone vodka and ice and make a cocktail

Hollow it out correctly and its a canoe,
for your Action man or Barbie.

Keep your sister quiet by shoving it down the bell of her Cornet that she insists on blasting in your ears! :thumbs:

(No rude pun intended here - it's all correct terminology, honest! :hugesmile:)

T. :wink:

Oh how funny, that is the best thing i have heard all week..seriously what a joke hahaha i can't get over how funny that was fo sho', keep up the good work Scrappy,

I cant stop laughing at that,

Well done,

see shaggy has got a sense of humour

Back to topic :eureka: A rollingpin

A blow pipe...Well you could if you drilled a hole through it

Note sarcasm

lol:joker:

Stick cheese on sticks in it :wink:

Put it on a salad

Throw it in the river and see if it floats

good one chick how about using it as a draught excluder

this thread is stupid..but amusing at the same time

100 uses for a cucumber ....
Here's one for SMC

(Oooh he's posting an attatchment:mad:,Release the Hounds)