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Originally Posted by Thomas C (Post 3869792)

It is a very awkward situation.

As a child, also adults, you want to do everything that others are considered to be doing.

Having sex, relationship, alcohol etc. There is massive pear pressure. You don't even have to be spoke to about it, you just feel it.

It can actually be embarrassing.

*picks up box of tissues and gives one to Patrick.

Give one to me too Thomas please..

....that was just, well, beautiful! :D

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Originally Posted by Thomas C (Post 3869792)

*picks up box of tissues and gives one to Patrick.

Ew what are you both planning on doing?

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

thats probably **** advice its just all the ganj

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Originally Posted by Karl. (Post 3869819)

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

:laugh2:

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Originally Posted by Karl. (Post 3869819)

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

Please ignore this audience member, Patrick.

We appear to have some drunks and druggies in the studio tonight. :p

Doing this could lead to a charge with the police for sexual harassment. She would be let down and disgusted in your rude and undignified behaviour. It would also embarrass you dearly.

It could work, realistically, but it is the wrong way to go about it. You're certainly not at the stage of sexual acts. You have to get that bond going first, get her juices high. Make her feel that lust, pull her in then everything else will and should follow.

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Originally Posted by Karl. (Post 3869819)

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

Thats dierdre woman out of the Sun is out of a job if her editors see this.

Just shout "show me your genitals, you're genitalia" if she's scared say you were talking about the song, if she's not then you get a free show.

Get off my stage. You absolutely disgust me. *Points to Karl and Iceman*

Where is Patrick?

I'm trying to do a show here.

LMFAO.

I'm going off now, the girl wants to do an 'All nighter' sounds so kinky, and she's complaining about slow replies because I'm on here lmao

But I can't wait to read this thread tomorrow :joker:

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3869893)

That is good news Patrick.

Do you normally do all-nighters?

Who will be there? Just you and her?

She's complaining about slow replies? So she is avidly sitting on her bed, most probably, staring at her phone waiting for your text back. Awwww!

That does sound kinky, not to mention romantic.

This is your opportunity, but don't cock it up. You play your cards right and don't say anything stupid due to over-activity and you should be in for a win.

I remember the all-nighters over my mate's friend's house. There were just the three of us. I felt very pear pressured into doing stuff I didn't want to do. Stand your ground and don't go committing to any acts that are out of your comfort. For some strange reason, and I'm being 100% serious here, they wanted to see my willy. I did try and refuse, but they were so horny.

You have to also remember that alcohol sometimes puts on what is referred to as "bear goggles". Once you've had a drink some people see someone that they wouldn't normally fancy in a different light. It has happened to me on many occasions by one person. She'd ask me out only to dump me the following morning once she'd slobbered up.

Just be careful, Patrick!

Ear on the side of caution because she has already given you that rejection. She might give you a foot, but don't take a mile. Play it slowly and gently. Don't back-off as that will give her the wrong signals.

She might be happy that you've shown that interest, or, and this is in my opinion, she is one of those girls who will string you along. Get off with you every now and again when drunk, maybe have the odd shag, but it doesn't lead to anything serious.

Give her those little signals back, but try not to be too over-the-top.

She has got you where she wants you. Let her show you a little, and then give a little back.

:)

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3869932)

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Me and karl disagree.

That is such a lovely picture.

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3869932)

http://i27.tinypic.com/344ayxh.jpg
Me and karl disagree.

when hoodies attack...

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Originally Posted by Zippy (Post 3869950)

when hoodies attack...

Oh it was pissing rain that day i think......it was also before i coloured my head in with a permanent blue marker :bawling::bawling: took 2 weeks to scrub off...

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3869932)

http://i27.tinypic.com/344ayxh.jpg
Me and karl disagree.

3way :love:

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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Thomas C show.

Coming up on today's show we have Simonsays who is having problems. He has fallen in love with another man (Iceman), but Iceman is straight and Simon is gay. We will be speaking to Simon shortly and getting to the bottom of this. Stay tuned!

Getting to the bottom of it... ohhh, kinky.

i want some advice but im scared :(

Thomas, if this is gunna be a weekly/regular thing, maybe you should make a new thread for it?

Just a thought :)

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Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 3871754)

i want some advice but im scared :(

PM it me. I will have you on the show like in 10 minutes. Simon isn't here. Don't worry. I'll be gentle. Send me a PM with a brief line of your problem and me and the audience members will sort it for you. :)

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 3871757)

Thomas, if this is gunna be a weekly/regular thing, maybe you should make a new thread for it?

Just a thought :)

This! :joker: I was like looking for advice and he's turned it into a show.

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 3871757)

Thomas, if this is gunna be a weekly/regular thing, maybe you should make a new thread for it?

Just a thought :)

I'm terrified to like start new threads now because I'm scared I will get banned. :bawling:

I thought it might fail as well so it would be embarrassing doing a new thread for it not to work.

If it goes well in here then after The Toscars I will do one because my 'The Interrogator' seems to be a massive fail. :)