Here's one :)

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?

:eureka:

One of them was hungry.

Because the fishing group comprises of a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son just three people

:dance:

It's a grandad, dad and grandson that go?

It's good but it's not right.

:hello:

*glares at Legend Killer*

This is a good one

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion

LOL i said it first so i win :dance:

Try some salt?

Surely there's isnt any one answer to that :conf:

[QUOTE=happyland;3876366]Oh, OH OH.. I've worked this one out!

They're goldfish?

Wow, quick work, well done to you.

[QUOTE=joeysteele;3876524]Lol.. thank you :)

There is one answer that i have here on my screen which i want

:nono:

Actually MTVN u have a very good point scrap my last riddle heres a new one

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh

Meat?

What was the answer to the cannibal one?

I was going to say that :laugh:

Gosh ur good lol

Right i'm going to watch million pound drop so i will leave you with this

A man goes to work every day at a tall office building.

He takes the elevator to the 23rd floor every day, then takes the stairs up to the top floor, where his office is, floor 30.

The only time he takes the elevator up to the top floor is when it's raining outside.

why is this?

Hmm.. I'm struggling with this one..

It's the same as the one GypseyGoth posted I think, he's a midget. When it's raining he can use his umbrella to reach the buttons.

I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

Oh I'velost my mojo.. I'm stuck on that one too!!