Health and Safety is laughable. When I worked at B&Q we weren't allowed to saw or let anyone saw anything inside the shop (wood - obviously) but were allowed to let them use one literally outside the door. Oh and we weren't allowed to grit/shovel snow away from the door as if someone still slipped we'd be liable :joker:

That the salt on the road actually helps to stop you slipping... always thought it was to stop the snow sticking D:

that you can cook onions in the oven, in butter

That Emma Watson reads the Twilight books

Today I learnt that not everyone who walks past me at 8pm when I am walking home wants to murder me. ^-^

I learnt that a backwards 'R' is a 'ya' sound.

I learnt my best friend is heartbroken :(

I learnt I have rear window heating in my car. I never even knew it existed :blush2:

I learnt that a woman built a snowman and when she woke up the next day it was gone so she rang the police to report it stolen. I dunno wether to laugh or just gawp (yes she did get into major doodoo)

I read that :laugh:

Apparently she told them "It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

She wants locking up .... and I'm not sure if I mean in a police cell..... :joker:

Today I learnt that there's a gay sex dungeon on the same road as my college. I always thought it was a gym D:

Well I'm sure you'd get a good work out either way...

In America they saved someone from hypothermia by removing his blood and putting it through a 'warming machine' (forgotten the tech name) and replacing it. It saved his life :shocked:

Yesterday. That when i look up at the sky and say snow isn't coming for a long while i'm wrong.

Today. Snow has scuppered my plans of last minute christmas shopping.

That my fish scoff cucumber

I haven't learnt anything today. :(

You have 4 hours. Google something :laugh:

I learnt a new word:

Cholangiocholecystocholedochectomy

:amazed:

Try saying that when you're pissed....

Try saying it when you're not D:

LOL *was thinking this*

Haha nearly typed that just now :D

I've learned what an atheist is :')

:joker: