and you're a "plonka" ruining a lovely forum.

whilst the fridge looked on, coldly.

Harry. and Smithy were arguing about who was better - Elton John or Mike Posner - when the bald eagle from earlier soared in and landed on Smithy's head.
"Omg qt" said Lady GaGa, who stole his idea and passed it off as her own.
"HEY GUISE I STILL GOT IT" cried Madonna who proceeded to make out with the eagle.

Do you not have a christmas tree shaped strap on? :shocked:

You disappoint me. :nono:

:laugh3:

One of the best posts made on here all year. Infact, that might be one for the signature...

That was setting the scene.

It builds it up and gives you a feel for the character.

:dance:

Marc: I do... It's 6ft long..

Thomas: If you wanted the story all to yourself, why did you post it as a game?

Jack: That was not sig-worthy. In fact, it wasn't even up to James' usual high standard.

I didn't start the thread Lily. Just lost the feel to it as it was building up nicely. Never mind. :hugesmile:

I am not MARC!!!!!!!!


*beats with 6ft long Christmas tree dildo*

:)

said the badger. Joseph proceeded to slap it across the face with a Bible. Then...

FML.

All these name changes are cuntishly confusing..

LOL, tell me about it.

*my name is Benjamin*

:wink:

-takes a note-

This thread is ****ing hilarious now :D

Talk about the ultimate thread rape :laugh2:

-sends fruit_cake a basket of muffins... AND A MAN EATING LIGER!! to apologise/life rape-

Thomas is right, the thread got ruined :nono:

The main culprits are XCX, Zee, Nutcracker (Shaun?) ANIMALS, you're a bunch of ANIMALS! now get your things and sling your bloody 'ooks the fk outta my thread! cheeky buggers

OK zee I'll let you off with the muffins, don't want the Liger though you can keep that!

.........but in fact it was not at door at all, but Malza's Magic Carpet
'Hop on' boomed Thomas C, Ogre of the Ivy Balls Forest 'I give you this carpet in return for bringing me a new pet, Scott, this carpet will carry you safely to Happyland'
Lucy, Arista and the twins jumped onto the carpet and were instantly transported up into the snow clouds and across the skies.
'Omgzz' screeched Stacey and Jordan in unison
'Life in the fast lane' said Arista
In no time at all they arrived at the outskirts of the city of Happyland.........

'Look' said Lucy, 'there's a light coming from that stable'
she pointed over to a small stable where a light was burning brightly.
'You three go' said Arista 'I will go to the city and get some provisions from Asda Walmart, they have some very good things there, happy days' and off he went.
Lucy and the twins walked towards the stable. As they got near they heard the sound of arguing coming from inside.
'I wonder who is in there' whispered Lucy................

:joker: this thread is hilarious.

Just as she went to check it started to snow, or so it seemed. Suddenly they all began to feel weird.... they soon realized it was not snow but cocaine, they couldnt make it to the stable in time and they all overdosed on Coke. Merry Christmas

bitch sit down, or I'll kill you...






...off in my next story.

Why is my name all over this /sob I don't get what I'm doing in the story LOL

The peered through the stable doors and could see what appeared to be a Donkey shouting at someone. The twins started chuckling at the site.

'WHO IS THERE' the donkey suddenly shouted, making Lucy and the twins step back in suprise.

Lucy decided to open the barn door and enter. 'He-he-Hello' she spoke nervously, 'We didn't mean to pry, but we are on a quest to save Christmas'. The twins nervously stood behind Lucy waiting to see what would happen.

The Donkey looked at them with a smile, then he looked up behind them. They turned and saw that there was a floating pixie. 'See I told you it was true! It's them, here to save Christmas'. the Donkey said this in such a sarcstic way Lucy and the twins couldn't help but let out a small grin.

'Let me introduce ourselves' continued the donkey, 'I'm Rhino, silly name for a donkey I know, but that's my name and that there above you is Pixie Scott'...

'We are looking for the wise wizard, Kazanne' said Lucy 'Do you know where she is'
Donkey Rhino looked agitated 'Well we're a bit busy here at the moment' he said 'Maybe you three could help us with a problem'
Lucy and the twins followed Donkey Rhino into the stable. Lucy looked aound and in the corner there where two people, one of which, a beautiful green elfin creature, was quite obviously very heavily pregnant.
'Hi' said the pregnant elf 'I am Ninglebells, and this is my husband Captain Remy'
'Hello' said Lucy
'We have been trying to decide what to call our baby' said Ninglebells
'Call it Cher' screamed Jordan
'And starve it, so it is a size zero' Stacey joined in excitedly.
Ninglebells looked at the twins scornfully. 'I was thinking of something more sophisticated' she said 'like say Jesus Christ'
'Meh' snorted Captain Remy 'thats a stupid name, it reminds me of a couple of Irish twits prancing about with six foot quiffs'
'I love Irish things' said Ninglebells dreamily
'What about Zeesus' said Remy 'I like the idea of Baby Zeesus'
Suddenly they where all aware of a someone else entering the stable............

3 unwise men had entered the stable baring gifts for the baby.
"Who the **** are you" Screamed Ninglebells inducing her labour
Remy grabbed the gifts and threw them on the floor then grabbed one the the unwise men
"Dont hurt me. I am the unbiased educator. They call me, Legend failer" said the unwise man.
Remy beat all of them unconcious and to Ninglebells request threw them in the mod dungeon for the wicked Vicky to have her way with them.
"I think its best if we leave, its a mad house in here" declared Lucy
This infuriated Ninglebells who grabbed Lucy by the hair and threw her into a pile of sheep ****.
She then turned her sight to the twins Jordan and Stacey but decided to spare them as she felt instant love for them.
Lucy got up and pushed NingleBells who fell on top of a pig. To everyones horror Baby Zeesus had been born right then.
Donkey Rhino had had enough, he threw Lucy out of the stable by her legs then kindly asked the twins Jordan and Stacey to leave with Lucy.
"So much help you were, you ruined chirstmas i shall no longer be helping you on your quest to find wizard Kazanne" Scoffed Donkey Rhino
"We dont need your help anyway" said Pixie Scott who flipped his hair at Rhino.

It seemed Lucy and the gang were back to square one when suddenly the twins had just come up with an amazing plan, They must steal Baby Zeesus......