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Roy Mars III 06-02-2012 03:25 PM

Surprisingly all of them seem somewhat postive.

Marc 06-02-2012 03:29 PM

Oxford

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english university full of meat-heads and a few actually clever students. the meat-heads (usually public schoolboys with more salmon-pink shirts than brain cells) like to think they're geniuses (not "genii", you conceited idiot) because they go to oxford, failing to realise that this is not much of an achievement in itself. it's what you do there that counts, twat.
Abingdon

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possibly the most boring town in britain, despite the historic buildings, since their interest has been cancelled out by the abominable "precinct" a revoltingly seventies concrete structure which smells of B.O on saturdays.
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Otherwise known as Scabingdon. Boring dull, lifeless town near oxford. Breeds an especially wierd lot of people.
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Sam:) 06-02-2012 04:17 PM

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After 6 days of hard work, God had a few minutes to spare. He looked at all the left over crap from his labours and thought, what the **** am i gonna do wer all this **** thats left over. He gathered it all up and chucked it to the side. Some years later cavemen arrived on the east coast of Ireland in boats made out of tree trunks and found Gods unwanted crap and called it Dublin. Since those days all the human crap produced in Ireland has somehow made its way to Dublin. Today we know this crap as, Dubliners.

How to spot a Dubliner. Copy and paste the following: 33, show it to some one in Dublin and ask them to read it out loud. If they say turty tree then they are indeed the crap God rejected.

Dubliners are usually lazy and ugly. Avoid the "Liberties" at all costs because its full of low life scallies...No on reflection avoid all of Dublin but if you cannot avoid the place you better have all the cash reserves of Fort Knocks in your pocked and be prepared to pay a million times more for stuff than anywhere else in the world.

If you do visit Dublin then remember, the only good Dubliner is a dead Dubliner.
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Mystic Mock 06-02-2012 04:23 PM

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Tamworth
Town, pop 80,000, 10 miles NE of Birmingham (Brum). ****hole, full of people on the dole. Home to burning cars, 1960's architecture and gatso speed cameras. See also: Vauxhall nova, scally.
Tamworth's full of ****ing scallies driving in Novas
That is nothing like Tamworth.:joker:

Although I live next to an annoying hypocritical bastard of a neighbour.

Niamh. 06-02-2012 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam:) (Post 4937204)
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The real capital got a good one :idc:

Patrick 06-02-2012 04:34 PM

Belfast
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Capital City Of Northern Ireland

Good Things

Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Where The Titanic Was Built.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

Bad Things

Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Celtic.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is

InOne 06-02-2012 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jedward fever (Post 4937213)
That is nothing like Tamworth.:joker:

Although I live next to an annoying hypocritical bastard of a neighbour.

Isn't that where Fabulous Faye is from?

Locke. 06-02-2012 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4937241)
Belfast

What a horrible bastard that person is that wrote the top reason for bad things

Mystic Mock 06-02-2012 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by InOne (Post 4937247)
Isn't that where Fabulous Faye is from?

Yes she's from Tamworth,i've never met her though and never wish to.:joker:

Ramsay 06-02-2012 04:41 PM

Not there so i checked uncyclopedia instead

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Sligo is a dimensional anomaly in the West of Ireland, created by Cromwell due to complaints from Hell about overcrowding. The place could almost be labelled as a paradox, as nobody really wants to be there, but those that remain are directly proportional to those who opt to get the **** out, who are in turn proportional to the hapless idiots and refugees who choose to move there. This creates a sort of static flux which is best left unthought-about. Sligo is also the worlds no#1 producer of umbrellas for cocktails and sligo is also known to be the place where Peter Scanlon created the world's first deck of cards
Geography

Sligo is situated between insurmountable mountain ranges and an ocean, to prevent the risk of further infection. Unfortunately, Leitrim, Roscommon and Mayo have succumbed in varying degrees to the general crappiness that pervades Sligo and it's locales.


Culture

Sligo is a town with many strange customs, including a vibrant gambling scene. One of the more popular games consists of either parting with a Euro, getting a Stanley knife in the ribs, or both. This, along with other activities such as the 'Cranmore Walk'
Brilliant lol

InOne 06-02-2012 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jedward fever (Post 4937258)
Yes she's from Tamworth,i've never met her though and never wish to.:joker:

I'm sure she thinking the same :idc: She's far too good for common Tammy folk now

Mystic Mock 06-02-2012 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by InOne (Post 4937266)
I'm sure she thinking the same :idc: She's far too good for common Tammy folk now

Yeah that's why she couldn't even beat Louise in an eviction vote.:joker:

Chuck 06-02-2012 05:03 PM

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Higienópolis and Pacaembu: Quarters of the declining Brazilian elite. The inhabitants are grandsons of the barons of the coffee(who ****ed the african slaves and never paid the italians for the work.) Nowadays, although they don't have a ****ing ****, apart from the property, they still pose as rich people. Higienopolis that is also known as the Jewish neighborhood, it has more jews/m² than Israel. Those are the quarters more envied by the inhabitants of the Jardins.
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Andrew. 06-02-2012 06:03 PM

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Shrewsbury

A town located in MA, very near worcester. Complete suburbian hell, filled with rich snobby white kids and about 5 black kids. Aka : The Bury.
Most children from "The bury" are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.
The Shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.
:joker:

SharkAttack 06-02-2012 06:05 PM

Seattle
1. The Greater Seattle Area (including the east side) is home to Bill Gates, Starbucks, the Mariners, and Bungie (the makers of Halo), and Microsoft (the sole pioneers in the blue screen and the creators of the Xbox).

2. The fittest city in America

3. One of the smartest Cities in America
Seattle is the Emerald city.

Everything is correct except for number 2 and number 3. lol. Mostly, the idiots without an umbrella complain about the rain and everyone is a hippie.

Mystic Mock 06-02-2012 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AndrewWyld (Post 4937409)
:joker:

I've been to Shrewsbury and that is so true.:joker:

Bollo 06-02-2012 06:15 PM

An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.

Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "**** off and sunbathe on some stones."

Livia 06-02-2012 06:41 PM

My village is listed as "undefined - yet". Well they got that right. So I put in where I come from:

Area of East London - more famous for it's classic football team, known as 'The Hammers' and 'The Irons', as there was once the Thames Ironworks there. The badge shows a castle with crossed hammers across it. Also a popular tattoo! Once unarguably had one of the finest hooligan crews in Great Britain, the Inter City Firm. Originally a skinhead/bootboy outfit, they are now mostly casual, and have dropped off a bit. Championed by punk Oi! bands such as The Business, Cock Sparrer and The Cockney Rejects. Have had many fine players down the years, most notably Bobby Moore. Go visit the home ground at Upton Park (Boleyn Ground).

I've corrected the terrible spelling... typically.

Black Dagger 06-02-2012 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jedward fever (Post 4937286)
Yeah that's why she couldn't even beat Louise in an eviction vote.:joker:

Yeah, that tends to happen when all her modelling agency was voting for the boring bitch and a betting surge kicked in. Faye was robbed.

Anyway, yeah Stockport's definition >

Mystic Mock 06-02-2012 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Dagger (Post 4937572)
Yeah, that tends to happen when all her modelling agency was voting for the boring bitch and a betting surge kicked in. Faye was robbed.

Anyway, yeah Stockport's definition >

I suppose you have a point.:joker:

Me. I Am Salman 06-02-2012 08:37 PM

Urban Dictonaried my name out of curiosity, look what is says

(Salman) This name originates from the ancient Hebrew word "Sal" which literally means sexy-genius. Thus the term Sal-man is used to describe a man of such character. In the modern day it is used as a name for a man with chiselled good looks and great intellect. It is also widely known that Salman is sweet, sensible, and sensitive. The kinda guy you would wana spend eternity with and never get bored. Someone you would love to your hearts content and more. Some scholars also use the word "Salman" for the feeling of being in love.

:lovedup:

InOne 06-02-2012 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jedward fever (Post 4937286)
Yeah that's why she couldn't even beat Louise in an eviction vote.:joker:

Scatty Lou had the gerodie vote. And your "lord" seems smitten enough with her.

RichardG 06-02-2012 08:49 PM

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A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.
"I hate that small town St Helens, it is full of ballbag chavs."
:joker: it's kind of true though tbh :bawling:

fruit_cake 06-02-2012 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SharkAttack (Post 4937412)
Seattle
1. The Greater Seattle Area (including the east side) is home to Bill Gates, Starbucks, the Mariners, and Bungie (the makers of Halo), and Microsoft (the sole pioneers in the blue screen and the creators of the Xbox).

2. The fittest city in America

3. One of the smartest Cities in America
Seattle is the Emerald city.

Everything is correct except for number 2 and number 3. lol. Mostly, the idiots without an umbrella complain about the rain and everyone is a hippie.

I've been to Seattle, what a lovely city!

Livia 06-02-2012 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 4937698)
Urban Dictonaried my name out of curiosity, look what is says

(Salman) This name originates from the ancient Hebrew word "Sal" which literally means sexy-genius......
:lovedup:

The Hebrew word 'sal' means 'basket'. If only 'man' was Hebrew for 'case'...

Kidding, honest. Although not about the 'basket' bit.


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