Jynxed myself..Just stood on a plug. Thank you cruel world

Ow! I hate when I do that!

Got a really tiny jolt of electric shock too now feels funny when I put weight on it :nono:

Women and their hairdryers..put them back after you've finished with them!!!

Did you leave either a wet towel or yesterdays underpants on the floor this morning?

:no-no: much more annoying than a Hairdryer.

Nope I invested in a washing basket :banana:

not been emptied in the couple of weeks though

Oh I forgot about that dancing banana!

Thought of another pain. Laser weight measurers or something.

I once paid to be like weighed on one (thinks it was in boots) and I forgot to take my shoes off even though you were supposed to and it like measured body fat with lasers and for a week afterwards I had this amazing pain in my leg which killed.

I have never heard of that machine. :shocked:

It really hurts but toothache must fall into one of the close runner ups.

Thought of of another one.. when you yawn and your jaw goes semi-out of joint, cains for about 20 seconds then goes away

Feels like someone has stabbed me in the face

toothaches up there cause of its longevity...had so many problems with my teeth/absesses horrible!

and I do take good care of them might I add..lol

Does anyone else get that gammy eye, when your eyelid starts twictching and pulsing? I hate when that happens it makes me feel ill.

I don't have any of these weird pains all you people feel.

It seems often it's the people who do really look after their teeth that get the worst toothache too,have you found that?

Yeah, and the more you think about it, the worse it gets!