:suspect:

Yours aren't :suspect:

qft

I don't fart, I'm a lady :hmph:

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:laugh:

Well why do you smell like one then.

BOOOOM!

You're so rude :nono:

Rude like a fart.

You disgust me :bored:

I cannot stand the smell of Pork cooking,I think it is because a chef once told me that it smelled like human flesh cooking.That put me off completely but I also was concerned at how she knew that too.

In the face. Whilst you watch darts

:o Well.

My brothers feet, frigging hell they smell like stale pasties and socks that havent been changed for a year.:bawling:

Burnt hair. Anyone ever smelt it? Vile!!! I once accidently synged my hair while cooking and the smell lingered for days :bawling:

Oh and off milk *vomits*

I don't mind it, I synged my eye lashes once while lighting a ciggie :shocked:

Niamh just sh*ts herself. ;)

Go and sit in the corner with Marc :nono:

:laugh3:

Oweeeeeeee

the smelly stuff from farms :bored:

Cat piss or tom cat spray

The worst smell has to be garbage trucks. That smell they leave lingering in the air for a few minutes after they have gone by. You can almost tatse it. :yuk:

Ooooooooooh and rotten potatoes!! When they go they go with style :yuk: