''Big Brother, dead? Yeah right!''

Cue titles.

...It'll be on for 2 Weeks in Summer and 13 Weeks in Winter, WTF?

Where does Autumn fit into your seasonal calendar?

It doesn't. :hmph:

This is basically our Autumn now - Winter starts in September in the UK basically. :laugh:

I suppose you have a point. Its a joke living in the UK. I haven't even got a tan yet :shocked:

*shot of the final BB moments in black and white*

While the black and white picture is on a slower version of the theme tune plays then Big Brother says "We told you that we be back to you"

*roll titles* :)

Other Quick Idea:

Just show all the past series clips in slow motion with sad music playing - and have them all in Black and White, with echoes playing over really slowly and stuff.

And then just show the BB11 Chair with 'BIG BROTHER WILL GET BACK TO YOU' being played and then the screen cutting off.

Suddenly after a 5 Second Black Screen, Brian appears standing infront of the door at the top of the stairs.

'Has Big Brother ever lied to you? ;)'

*Audience goes mad and titles blast*