..a cross between Charlie's Angels and the Seven Dwarfs......very good Kate

Excellent Ice Skater..:dance:


beyootiful I love this word..:D

heavenly hair :love:

:amazed:

I hope you like your Angel alter-ego Vicky!

Yeah great thanks :p

Act 4 will be posted later this afternoon.

- gets a thick woolly blanket, a new heater and a brandy for sticks, promotes him to assistant director -

:laugh3:

I'm loving this story so far. :love:

:suspect:

I grimaced the whole time and was thinking of Santa. ;)

Knew you would like that bit heheh!

Haven't been able to post the next instalment yet, hopefully tomorrow :D

:nono: Santa is mine!

I will post the next installment soon, just doing a task for ICB at the moment, need to keep checking the thread :D

Act 4: Scene 1:

NARRATOR: The Star is still twinkling brightly in the night sky, a glorious sight to behold. The Shepherds are tending the sheep in a field. The Angels are hoovering, oh no sorry, they are hovering, as yet unnoticed.

SHEPHERD 1: It's a cold night, for sure. Let's get this done lads, no point being out here longer than we have to, freezing our bollocks off.

SHEPHERD 2: Hey, watch your language, there are ladies present.

NARRATOR: Shepherd 2 nods towards Angels Hope and Grace, who are peeping out from behind a haystack.

SHEPHERD 3: Come on out then, let's have a look at ye...Oh my, not you two! It's ok lads, I've had dealings with these two before, and I wouldn't call them ladies.

NARRATOR: Shepherd 3 roars with laughter.

SHEPHERD 4: That's not very gentlemanly, my friend. What can we do for you two little darlings then (wiggles his big bushy eyebrows suggestively).

HOPE: we have tidings from God himself to impart to you.

GRACE: On this night, in a stable to the East, the son of God has been born to Mary. His name is Jesus.

HOPE: You must visit the child and pass on your good wishes to the family. Follow the Star, it will guide you to Bethlehem.

GRACE: Now we must depart.

SHEPHERD 1: Give us a kiss first.

HOPE: Certainly not! What kind of Angels do you take us for?

SHEPHERD 3: Fallen ones! (roars with laughter again).

NARRATOR: The Angels fly away and leave the Shepherds behind.

SHEPHERD 2: Right, let's nip to The Locke Inn, they're having a lock-in tonight.

SHEPHERD 4: A lock-in at The Locke Inn, how Spiffing.

SHEPHERD 1: What about the baby, we are meant to go and viist him?

SHEPHERD 3: Aye, let's have a pint or six first though eh?

NARRATOR: The Shepherds all link arms and mince off down the road to the Locke Inn.

Act 4: Scene 2

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NARRATOR: The Sheep look at each other.

BOYD: Reet, they've gone. Stop eating that muck. I have some Weed that Flossie from t'farm gave me earlier, she's a grand lass that one.

FLOYD: Cracking stuff! Skin up boys.

NARRATOR: The Sheep pass a happy hour indulging and chatting about the meaning of life.

LLOYD: I'm feeling very mellow guize, is that Star winking at me?

SEBASTIAN: No! Don't be shilly. now shall we have a shing shong?

FLOYD: Yes, shall we do the usual routine?

BOYD: Ok, let's do it. I want to go first.....

NARRATOR: The Sheep begin to dance frantically round the field and Boyd starts to sing.

BOYD: "I come home, in the morning light, my daddy says 'what you gonna do with your life'? Oh daddy dear, we're not the fortunate one, and sheep just wanna have fun".

"They just a wanna (baa), just a wanna (baa), sheep just wanna have fun.
When the faaaarming day is done, oh sheep just wanna have fun..BAAAAA!"



FLOYD: "I belieeeeve in miracles, where you from, you sexy sheep. I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy sheep".

"Where did you come from, Babieeeeeeeee, how did you know I needed eeeewe".

LLOYD: "aahhh, aahhh, aaaahhh, aaaahhh, aaaah, aaah etc, Uptown Sheep, you know I can't afford to buy you a Jeep, but maybe someday when my tractor comes in, you'll understand what kind of Ram I've been, and then I'll win....She's my Uptown Sheeeeeep, yeah".

SEBASTIAN: "It's raining Sheep, Hallelujah, it's raining Sheep, oh YEAH! Imma gonna go out, Imma gonna get wet...Absolooootely soaking Pissed Wet, It's raining Sheep, yer!!!!!


act 5 tomorrow :D

Act 5 probably going to be posted on Monday now :)

wow, just read this, great play so far!! have to get the popcorn in the interval

Another cracking installment..:dance:

Loving the songs at the end too:laugh:

The Angels are hoovering.....:D

A lock-in at The Locke Inn, how Spiffing....:D

I am particularly proud of the Sheep, they are true Stars :D Brings tears to my eyes.

They are brilliant and I can picture them in those scenes singing and dancing away.

Albatross!!!

http://sharetv.org/images/guide/295679.jpg

Are they good luck or bad?

That was brilliant! :laugh2:

Breaking news - The sheep have been spotted by a talent scout at todays matinee performance and are currently in talks to appear as regulars in the tv soap Emmerdale. Boyd, Lloyd, Floyd and Sebastian had this to say. Baaa ha ha!

Watch this space.

That reminds me, I need to get some new mint sauce