Ew, you've just made Ms Layton throw up, she doesn't need to be made aware of what Bachelor B does to your flapping gash.

Too much info


*sips Ciroc like a boss*

John Deep left the party without telling Suzy... LOOOL.

Oh wait it isn't lool, we need him to get back home... deary me, me and Suzy will have to be bus wankers, how revolting.

Really haven't had time until now to nip in and say Congratulations to all the finalists Well done you three :dance::dance: And congrats to Ben GashFlap, hope you and Mizz GashFlap are very happy :D

A special thank you to Kate for providing another amazing TIBBs game and along with the contestants, loads of entertainment :) have a bunch of flowers for all your hard work Kate, you deserve it, and that lot must have been hard work at times :D :flowers:

I would like to say well done to everyone too. It was fun to be a part of this game and hilarious to read everyone's contributions.

Thanks Suze :love:

- I had to go to the police station this morning and bail Suzy and Lucas out, they had been arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour on the last 999 Bus home, apparently some passengers were staring at Suzy, one took a photograph and she started screaming about suing them!! Also a male passenger tried to feel Suzy's breasts to see if they were real, and Lucas lamped him with Suzy's handbag, it wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't contained various sex toys, that's what did the damage, concussion and bleeding to the face. When the police arrived Suzy knocked their helmets off and started shouting about common bus wankers.

:shocked::nono:

What can I say, me and Suzy know how to have a good time, and nobody touches Suzy's breasts apart from the millionaire that is John Deep :wink:, I'm sure that Anton spiked our drinks, he was giving me glares all evening.

:D