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flamingGalah! 26-01-2012 11:03 PM

I keep baby wipes in my bathroom specifically to wipe my ass after having a poo! It's much cleaner :D Especially if you are a man & have a hairy bum (or are a freakish woman)...

Doogle 26-01-2012 11:04 PM

Team wipes till I die :elephant:

Jords 26-01-2012 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flamingGalah! (Post 4912759)
I keep baby wipes in my bathroom specifically to wipe my ass after having a poo! It's much cleaner :D Especially if you are a man & have a hairy bum (or are a freakish woman)...

Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

flamingGalah! 26-01-2012 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 4912769)
Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

Quite. I believe the technical term is "cling-ons" :yuk:

Doogle 26-01-2012 11:10 PM

I already threw up yesterday, probably will again if this thread continues

Ninastar 26-01-2012 11:12 PM

lmao

GypsyGoth 26-01-2012 11:13 PM

Using wet wipes are way more hygienic.

Smithy 26-01-2012 11:14 PM

:laugh3:

Benjamin 26-01-2012 11:48 PM

The only downside about toilet roll is when your finger goes through the paper whilst wiping. :bored:

Doogle 26-01-2012 11:50 PM

Fold the toilet paper in 2 and wipe, s'what I do.

Chuck 26-01-2012 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 4912769)
Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

OMG :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

Chuck 26-01-2012 11:53 PM

Such a shame the poll isn't public. :"(

GypsyGoth 26-01-2012 11:56 PM

I don't mean to be gross, but if you got poo on any other part of your skin you wouldn't rub it with paper till it went away.

Niamh. 26-01-2012 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flamingGalah! (Post 4912784)
Quite. I believe the technical term is "cling-ons" :yuk:

Or Dingleberries as my husband calls them

Benjamin 27-01-2012 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4913087)
I don't mean to be gross, but if you got poo on any other part of your skin you wouldn't rub it with paper till it went away.

I would. I'd smear it on my skin like tribal war paint then come bursting out of the bathroom running crazed towards my housemates then launching for them.

Benjamin 27-01-2012 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4913107)
Or Dingleberries as my husband calls them

I call them butt biscuits.

Jords 27-01-2012 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4913107)
Or Dingleberries as my husband calls them

Are they 1 of your 5 a day?

Marc 27-01-2012 12:04 AM

Dingleberries :laugh2:

Chuck 27-01-2012 12:04 AM

This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.

Niamh. 27-01-2012 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4913127)
I call them butt biscuits.

:laugh: lovely..........

-reminds self to never go to Bens for tea-

Benjamin 27-01-2012 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck (Post 4913135)
This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.

Women still have buttholes. :suspect:

Niamh. 27-01-2012 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 4913131)
Are they 1 of your 5 a day?

They are what's left of your 5 a day :laugh:

Ramsay 27-01-2012 12:06 AM

Yes.

Smithy 27-01-2012 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4913139)
Women still have buttholes. :suspect:

:joker::joker::joker:

Doogle 27-01-2012 12:07 AM

I feel so sick. :nono:


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