I keep baby wipes in my bathroom specifically to wipe my ass after having a poo! It's much cleaner :D Especially if you are a man & have a hairy bum (or are a freakish woman)...

Team wipes till I die :elephant:

Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.

Quite. I believe the technical term is "cling-ons" :yuk:

I already threw up yesterday, probably will again if this thread continues

lmao

Using wet wipes are way more hygienic.

:laugh3:

The only downside about toilet roll is when your finger goes through the paper whilst wiping. :bored:

Fold the toilet paper in 2 and wipe, s'what I do.

OMG :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

Such a shame the poll isn't public. :"(

I don't mean to be gross, but if you got poo on any other part of your skin you wouldn't rub it with paper till it went away.

Or Dingleberries as my husband calls them

I would. I'd smear it on my skin like tribal war paint then come bursting out of the bathroom running crazed towards my housemates then launching for them.

I call them butt biscuits.

Are they 1 of your 5 a day?

Dingleberries :laugh2:

This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.

:laugh: lovely..........

-reminds self to never go to Bens for tea-

Women still have buttholes. :suspect:

They are what's left of your 5 a day :laugh:

Yes.

:joker::joker::joker:

I feel so sick. :nono: