Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 5065155)

A few Senokots tends to work fine.

oh... we aren't talking about the same thing here are we!

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5065172)

..... I hope you're not talking about your vagina

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5065172)

..... I hope you're not talking about your vagina

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5065168)

Not after ever thing I've done for you

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva (Post 5065180)

I think if you were so poor that you actually turned to prostitution out of desperation, you would not be able to afford to pick and choose who you actually slept with (if we're talking about the kind where you pedal your wares on street corners). You'd be off in the back of a car, in some deserted car park or secluded alleyway, with, well anyone. I think it takes a lot to act pretty convincing with somebody who may well be physically repulsive to you. I don't think I could pull it off (no pun intended).

And what about the risks and the dangers?

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5065381)

Nah, don't think I could do it, it's dangerous and you could get diseases and the men are probably horrible and sleazy

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 5065404)

See I live in a little fantasy world where it would be full of Hugh Grants - utter cads but lovely all the same.

I can imagine him being a right skinflint though. Maybe he'd not pay me my full going rate. :(

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 5065397)

Interesting question as I've just come back from Amsterdam which might have influenced my answer, but here goes...

I think prostitution is given a bad rap. Ignoring the drug culture amongst prostitutes in the UK, and instead looking at Amsterdam, it's a very safe, well run operation. The prostitutes aren't ruled by pimps. They aren't doing it for drugs, at least for the majority anyway. They're doing it to pay off rent or debts or, hell, because they enjoy it. It's a business transaction, it's not like you're hiring yourself out to be intimate with someone, you're just selling your private parts as an object and you name your price. You can refuse customers and you can decide what you want to offer as a service. The police are there within 30 seconds if something goes wrong, all the girls have a buzzer they can press to get them there. A guy who slept in my hostel room there came back from just having had sex with one of them and he told us what it was like. He said it was mechanical and weird but it was a worthwhile experience because he said he'd never do it again and he saw the cold distinction between intimacy and sex. These women don't care about you, they care about your money, so I think it's something I would probably do if push came to shove and I needed the money and it was regulated here like it is in Amsterdam. It's insane how backwards the UK can be - if we legalised prostitution and gave prostitutes better conditions to work in, we'd see less people on the streets and less of a drug problem I think.

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 5065404)

See I live in a little fantasy world where it would be full of Hugh Grants - utter cads but lovely all the same.

I can imagine him being a right skinflint though. Maybe he'd not pay me my full going rate. :(

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5065408)

haha, think about about big, sweaty hairy truck drivers instead :joker:

Welcome back btw

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 5065414)

would you take a cheque,or can i swipe a card down the cheeks of your arse,lol

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 5065418)

Cash only, unmarked and used notes.

Christ - I'm avoiding the tax man ffs. !!!

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 5065397)

Interesting question as I've just come back from Amsterdam which might have influenced my answer, but here goes...

I think prostitution is given a bad rap. Ignoring the drug culture amongst prostitutes in the UK, and instead looking at Amsterdam, it's a very safe, well run operation. The prostitutes aren't ruled by pimps. They aren't doing it for drugs, at least for the majority anyway. They're doing it to pay off rent or debts or, hell, because they enjoy it. It's a business transaction, it's not like you're hiring yourself out to be intimate with someone, you're just selling your private parts as an object and you name your price. You can refuse customers and you can decide what you want to offer as a service. The police are there within 30 seconds if something goes wrong, all the girls have a buzzer they can press to get them there. A guy who slept in my hostel room there came back from just having had sex with one of them and he told us what it was like. He said it was mechanical and weird but it was a worthwhile experience because he said he'd never do it again and he saw the cold distinction between intimacy and sex. These women don't care about you, they care about your money, so I think it's something I would probably do if push came to shove and I needed the money and it was regulated here like it is in Amsterdam. It's insane how backwards the UK can be - if we legalised prostitution and gave prostitutes better conditions to work in, we'd see less people on the streets and less of a drug problem I think.

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 5065424)

do him a deal,

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 5065397)

A guy who slept in my hostel room there came back from just having had sex with one of them and he told us what it was like.

Originally Posted by dizzy bint (Post 5065444)

I would never do it personally, but we are lucky we have a benefits system to fall back on.

Someone in my family tree did have to do it. Her husband died leaving her with three hungry mouths to feed all under the age of 6.

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5065408)

haha, think about about big, sweaty hairy truck drivers instead :joker:

Welcome back btw

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 5065397)

Interesting question as I've just come back from Amsterdam which might have influenced my answer, but here goes...

I think prostitution is given a bad rap. Ignoring the drug culture amongst prostitutes in the UK, and instead looking at Amsterdam, it's a very safe, well run operation. The prostitutes aren't ruled by pimps. They aren't doing it for drugs, at least for the majority anyway. They're doing it to pay off rent or debts or, hell, because they enjoy it. It's a business transaction, it's not like you're hiring yourself out to be intimate with someone, you're just selling your private parts as an object and you name your price. You can refuse customers and you can decide what you want to offer as a service. The police are there within 30 seconds if something goes wrong, all the girls have a buzzer they can press to get them there. A guy who slept in my hostel room there came back from just having had sex with one of them and he told us what it was like. He said it was mechanical and weird but it was a worthwhile experience because he said he'd never do it again and he saw the cold distinction between intimacy and sex. These women don't care about you, they care about your money, so I think it's something I would probably do if push came to shove and I needed the money and it was regulated here like it is in Amsterdam. It's insane how backwards the UK can be - if we legalised prostitution and gave prostitutes better conditions to work in, we'd see less people on the streets and less of a drug problem I think.

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 5065460)

That makes me sad. Not being flippant with you - that really does get me and when I see some who get so much having done so little for it. I'm sorry to hear that and hope that all is well with her now.