Smithy a 19 year old from London (if i dont know where you come from you're from London). Cant stand 'Stans' as he calls them, 'Why would you constantly go round worshipping everything everyone does? Go get a life fgs'. Smithy comes out dressed as a Unicorn to Lady Gaga's - Born This Way. He approaches Nathan and immediately apologises 'Sorry I've got the horn'. Nathan asks what he'll miss most and he replies 'My Parrot, Niall'. He goes in and immediately marks his territory by pissing on a plastic plant pot. the camera pans to Scott who can be seen smiling and then mouthing the words 'Next Victim'. Nathan tells us there's only 2 more to come after this 15 minute ad break.

JOE -































not really though

Joe 17, from London :idc:. describes himself as a wannabe male glamour Model. Studies Theatrics and recently got engaged to his girlfriend. Joe comes out to (everyone lol) Bruno Mars - Marry You, to a very hostile crowd, probably because they've been there for 2 days now. He tells Nathan that his Fiancé doesn't know he's on the show and thinks that he's on his stag. He enters the house and takes the last glass of champagne left upsetting Patrick, who vows to 'be his arch enemy whilst there in the house'. We go back to Nathan who tells us he wont be here for the eviction because the Euro's are on, but he'll find a suitable replacement. Final housemate coming up.

Locke a 22 year old student from Liverpool. An avid Manchester United fan, Locke is a proud season ticket holder. He once believed he could fly and touch the sky (R. Kelly and Kanye ha im so good). He walks out to Kanye West - Power to a huge applause from the crowd. He greets Nathan as the crowd get louder, presumably because they can now go home. He enters the house and the door closes behind the final contestant of the night. He is greeted by Novo at the bottom of the stairs who tells him 'there is business to be taken care of'. The other Housemates all sit at the sofa's at Big Brother's request......

'Patrick upon entering the house you would have been told to nominate 2 of your fellow Housemates to face the Public Vote, because you ignored Nathan you must now Nominate 4 housemates to face the Public Vote, would you please give the name of your first Nomination and your reason for this Nomination.

All housemates except for Novo and Locke tell him to get on with it. Patrick looks around the room and begins, 'My first Nomination will be Joe. He came and took the last glass of champagne, I mean c'mon a well fit girl could have been the last housemate in and then what would we have done?'. 'Thanks a lot, dickh*ad' snaps Joe.

'My second Nomination is Niamh, she's too old to be in here, I reckon she'll have us in bed by 10 and cleaning daily, and I can't be ******ed with that.', Niamh grasp InOne's hand whilst glaring at what Patrick has just done.

'My third Nomination is MM&I just because I dont get the whole boy/girl thing, like is he or she a hermaphrodite? I can just see myself having to try make an effort to try get to know her and I dont really care.', MM&I misheard Patrick and thinks he voted for Mollie so he doesn't respond.

'My final Nomination is for Scott. I dont know what it is, it came as like a terrorist or something and then a camel, so yeah, it's taking to much of my limelight so I want it gone ASAP.', Scott playfully gestures stabbing Patrick with a spoon as the camera pans into his other hand clutching a butchers knife.


Joe, Niamh, MM&I and Scott all face eviction from the TiBB House, Who Goes? YOU DECIDE.

To evict a housemate please PM the name of the housemate you want to evict to me. Votes close tomorrow at 5PM. Votes Cast after that time will not be counted but may cost you an infraction.

We go back to Nathan who's sitting alone on the walkway with a guitar playing 'Love Dont Live Here Anymore', He plays us out as the credits roll.