I want to read this version tbh:



An excerpt from the first chapter:

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:joker::joker::joker:

The first one is a cat and mouse smut game between the two main characters. The second one has a heart and quite an enjoyable story if you're a sucker for love [I.E. me], the third one is a boring random next episode trudge that squeezes far too much in yet develops almost nothing and ends as you would expect.

So I actually enjoyed them somewhat. Obviously they're terribly written but people raise enjoying naff films to the level of consumerist art nowadays. I wonder when the same courtesy will extend to the literary world? The idea that they're books means you have to sort of approach the medium with trepidation and only read the finest, quality screened books that have critic approval shagging all over the back covers.

Besides ... getting a boner whilst reading a book is fun.

I think it's slightly different. Reading a book usually takes a longer time, so it has to be good for me to make the effort.

A ****e film can just play as background noise.

I agree. Takes far too much time and effort to waste on a s**t book

I love 50 Shades Of Gray. But i keep picturing Brendan as Gray and Ste as Ana! :joker::evilgrin::wink:

and in other news the sky is blue

Really? I always thought the sky was orange.

No! It's yellow! :joker:

No I just heard that it's green.

Omfg! I read this tripe on holiday!

I've actually lost a small bit of respect for a LOT of my friends! :bored:

Omfg! I read this tripe on holiday!

I've actually lost a small bit of respect for a LOT of my friends! :bored:

Why did you read it when you knew it was ****e :suspect:

Absolultely rubbish isnt it? :laugh:

I only read a few chapters..because everyone was bleating on about how great it was. Amazing how so many people can be plain wrong :bored:

what a fantastic book...one of the all time greats i think

Well a lot of my friends raved about it, and I thought it would be a nice easy read for holidays. :bored:

I see Dexter as Christian Gray for some reason. :laugh:

Yeah, just awful.. Even the raunchy bits were so badly written that they left me stone cold!

Karl! You haven't read it! .... Have you?

All these ladies dissing 50 shades. I bet you were all frothing while reading it. Admit it ladies. :pipe:

I love 50 Shades of Gray. Can't wait for the movie. :amazed:

Not at all! Honestly... It could have been a really erotic tale but it was ruined by repetitive crap writing

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Are they really making a film?? I can't imagine the plot tbh..

Yes, they are. I quite like the story. I hope they don't change it too much.