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Vicky. 08-07-2012 11:40 AM

Depends how experienced she was tbh. A double might not have touched the sides :pipe:

Marc 08-07-2012 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Josy (Post 5283946)
This thread is actually making me feel queasy

Why not have a twix? Settle your stomach

Josy 08-07-2012 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 5283950)
Depends how experienced she was tbh. A double might not have touched the sides :pipe:

Yeah it might have been as baggy as a clowns pocket :laugh:

Josy 08-07-2012 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5283951)
Why not have a twix? Settle your stomach

I don't think I will ever eat a twix again

Vicky. 08-07-2012 11:43 AM

I actually quite fancy a twix right now

Marc 08-07-2012 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 5283950)
Depends how experienced she was tbh. A double might not have touched the sides :pipe:

If it did, you might need to give her a nudge like those vending machines.

I hate when it gets stuck on it's way out :mad:

Marc 08-07-2012 11:44 AM

It's probably not the first brown finger to come out of her tbh :pipe:

Josy 08-07-2012 11:44 AM

Omg :joker:

Kizzy 08-07-2012 11:45 AM

She went to the doctors and the nurse found this...
http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/57...ot_225x225.jpg
Thankyou very much for doing my smear test....

Marc 08-07-2012 11:52 AM

Imagine it if was a Toblerone :o

lostalex 08-07-2012 11:54 AM

I know many women like putting food products up the no-no place. I think most girls experiment with vegetables when they are younger.

Marc 08-07-2012 11:57 AM

What kind of people do you know?! LOL

Vicky. 08-07-2012 11:57 AM

:laugh:

Johnnyuk123 08-07-2012 11:58 AM

No big deal! I just lost a yorkie bar down the toilet.

Yayita 08-07-2012 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5283868)
I don't understand how women can lose things up there, it's not that big is it? I once read that the average vagina is only 6 inches deep.

Lostalex, are you a pureblood?

lostalex 08-07-2012 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Yayita (Post 5283997)
Lostalex, are you a pureblood?

a "gold star gay" you mean? yes :)

I watch a lot of straight porn though. lol

smeagol 08-07-2012 12:08 PM

i hope he didn't use a twix for some bum fun as well. take it out ooh still has the choclate on it yum lol
he should try it on becky could fit a whole box up there

Yayita 08-07-2012 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5284002)
a "gold star gay" you mean? yes :)

I watch a lot of straight porn though. lol

LOL, I thought the gold star was for lesbians and pureblood for gays. At least thats what Howard told Takei.... Wow, not curious at all?

Yayita 08-07-2012 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by smeagol (Post 5284011)
i hope he didn't use a twix for some bum fun as well. take it out ooh still has the choclate on it yum lol
he should try it on becky could fit a whole box up there

becky would rather eat them than play with them.

Jordan. 08-07-2012 12:15 PM

There was a rumour that went around my school about a girl doing the same thing. Twixs must be a popular choice.

lostalex 08-07-2012 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Yayita (Post 5284022)
LOL, I thought the gold star was for lesbians and pureblood for gays. At least thats what Howard told Takei.... Wow, not curious at all?

Yea, well howard started that "pureblood" thing with his interview with Andy Cohen, i don't like the term though, i prefer gold star gay.

I'm curious about hetero sex, but at the same time, i'm not really attracted to women, but i think vaginas are hot. I know that's hard to understand. But for instance, i think a really hot guy with a vagina would be really hot.

If Aaron had a vagina i'd think it was the hottest thing ever, but i'm just not attracted to the rest of a woman's body, the breasts and stuff turn me off, but i think vaginas are really hot.

I've seen some really hot lesbians before that look like really cute young guys, i'm attracted to that kind of woman. The pamela anderson girly girls though, i'm not attracted to that at all.

Yayita 08-07-2012 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5284028)
Yea, well howard started that "pureblood" thing with his interview with Andy Cohen, i don't like the term though, i prefer gold star gay.

I'm curious about hetero sex, but at the same time, i'm not really attracted to women, but i think vaginas are hot. I know that's hard to understand. But for instance, i think a really hot guy with a vagina would be really hot.

If Aaron had a vagina i'd think it was the hottest thing ever, but i'm just not attracted to the rest of a woman's body, the breasts and stuff turn me off, but i think vaginas are really hot.

I've seen some really hot lesbians before that look like really cute young guys, i'm attracted to that kind of woman. The pamela anderson girly girls though, i'm not attracted to that at all.

OMG Lostalex :joker: :joker: :joker: a gay guy who likes vajayjay. Luke A still has his but its a bit deformed though

lostalex 08-07-2012 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Yayita (Post 5284045)
OMG Lostalex :joker: :joker: :joker: a gay guy who likes vajayjay. Luke A still has his but its a bit deformed though

guys are attracted to holes, period, i think lol. Think of all the guys that get their dicks stuck in vacuum cleaners and pool cleaners etc. lol

Guys are interested in anything that would feel good, and i'm sure vaginas feel really good. But in terms of body type and style, i'm atrracted to guys. But yea, an abercrombie model with a vag would be hot.

As a hetero female wouldn't you find that hot? I know lots of str8 guys are into "lady boys" and "she-males/chicks with dicks". It's pretty much the same thing, just opposite.

dyfed 08-07-2012 12:37 PM

OMG OMG....
Whatever next I ask myself.

Scream 08-07-2012 01:17 PM

I just had a Mcdonalds coke and feel sick.. this has me on the verge of throwing up.


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