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billy123 19-09-2012 09:45 PM

Proper leaving the thread now :joker:

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Mystic Mock 19-09-2012 09:49 PM

Dean Winchester then sees someone that looks like Michael Jackson grab a kid from the Cinema.

thesheriff443 19-09-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mockinator (Post 5495400)
Dean Winchester then sees someone that looks like Michael Jackson grab a kid from the Cinema.

for eating his own sweets he got from the local shop

Mystic Mock 19-09-2012 09:53 PM

And then said it's time for sex.

thesheriff443 19-09-2012 09:55 PM

but just then the man got shot in his dick

Mystic Mock 19-09-2012 09:56 PM

And Dean discovered that it was Latoya Jackson.

thesheriff443 19-09-2012 09:58 PM

and she was holding a big shiny nob

Mystic Mock 19-09-2012 09:59 PM

And she then said 4 minutes new record.

thesheriff443 19-09-2012 10:00 PM

see if you can beat that boy

thesheriff443 19-09-2012 10:01 PM

so he did ,he beat it with a hammer

Mystic Mock 19-09-2012 10:01 PM

And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.

thesheriff443 19-09-2012 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mockinator (Post 5495450)
And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.

useing a twelve inch dildo:joker:

Mystic Mock 19-09-2012 10:04 PM

Which then Amelia uses to clean her Toilet.

thesheriff443 19-09-2012 10:08 PM

who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm

Kate! 19-09-2012 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayson (Post 5495284)
but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick

I'm sensing a theme here :hugesmile:

Kate! 19-09-2012 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesheriff443 (Post 5495477)
who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm

And receives a medal for such kind actions. The end.

New story please, not involving dicks.

Kizzy 19-09-2012 10:59 PM

One day whilst sitting in the shade...

Kate! 19-09-2012 11:06 PM

A helicopter landed in my garden....

Kizzy 19-09-2012 11:13 PM

frantically I reach for my...

Kate! 19-09-2012 11:21 PM

Bikini top! :eek:

A handsome man named John Reece emerges from the copter.

Mystic Mock 19-09-2012 11:51 PM

And gets stabbed in the head by Conor Mcintyre.

Kizzy 20-09-2012 12:05 AM

Luckily the chopper had a surgeon aboard who

Mystic Mock 20-09-2012 12:09 AM

Handcuffs Conor Mcintyre and tries to save John Reece's life.

Kate! 20-09-2012 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mockinator (Post 5495825)
And gets stabbed in the head by Conor Mcintyre.

What an evil bastard.

Mystic Mock 20-09-2012 01:40 AM

Says the judge while eating Cadbury's Dairy Milk.


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