is it still sparkling?

few, it's out, a good old brad pitt did the trick
big help you was guru, in future i'll look for my advice elsewhere

What do you mean?

I feel I’ve been totally conned by my girlfriend. I met her online in 2013, and for the first six months we just talked. She was friendly and funny, and I really looked forward to her calls each night. We finally arranged to go away for the weekend and as soon as we saw each other, it was fantastic – like we’d known each other for ages. The sex was great, too, and we were both really sad when the weekend was over.

But since then things have never been the same. We still speak, but only meet up when she wants me to buy her things. It’s like there are two sides to her – I now get the feeling she doesn’t like my clothes or my opinions, and I often feel I just annoy her. Where did I go wrong?

:joker::joker::joker: like you ever had a girlfriend

:eek:

Marsh stealing an entire post from the footy mad forums, what is this crime.

Erm :nono:

Stop shading my girl.

marsh your hand is the closest thing you'll ever get to a girl :idc:

wtf marsh you ******in idiot :laugh:

:hehe:

Excuse me. My doll looks more womanly. :nono: And isn't hairy.

My friend wants to know how she can handle an itch in public?

don't bring me into this

Why are you so cringe

Who?