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Shaun 30-06-2013 12:28 AM

so glad the status game doesn't apply to tibb

Shaun 30-06-2013 12:28 AM

omg i would actually cry if i had to put "cum cum cum cum" as my fb status :bawling: i don't even want to think about it

Z 30-06-2013 12:28 AM

pmsfl imagine!

MTVN 30-06-2013 12:30 AM

You are getting mud all over my new carpet

*mazedsalv** 30-06-2013 12:30 AM

Her phalange smells, does it not?

Smithy 30-06-2013 12:32 AM

did you just shit on the floor

Benjamin 30-06-2013 12:35 AM

I could feel the pulsating of his lovejunk as it sneezed its gooey liquid deep into my fuzzy inners.

Glenn. 30-06-2013 12:48 AM

Ben you're far too good at this sort of thing :suspect:

Benjamin 30-06-2013 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 6119972)
Ben you're far too good at this sort of thing :suspect:

It's because I'm actually E. L. James.

Marsh. 30-06-2013 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6119887)
She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/pr...im_wanking.gif

Jords 30-06-2013 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6119887)
She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.

(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)

Wait, are you the best friend? :evilgrin:


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