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Withano 02-08-2013 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6241068)
You were my new favourite until Simple Minds joined, Withano, I hope you're not too disappointed
You're just being silly. Y u so silly. I'm still your favourite. Please? Yes? kewl.

Z 02-08-2013 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Withano (Post 6241076)
You're just being silly. Y u so silly. I'm still your favourite. Please? Yes? kewl.
I'd still give you a large kebab x

Natalie. 02-08-2013 10:13 PM
Ask her for fish and see what she gives you?

Verbal 02-08-2013 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrissey (Post 6242445)
Ask her for fish and see what she gives you?
If you do this and she holds her fingers out to you, run...

Kyle 03-08-2013 07:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6242712)
If you do this and she holds her fingers out to you, run...
Why on earth would I run? I love a good fish finger with my chips :cheer2:

Jesus. 03-08-2013 08:25 AM
Did you get to see her badly packed kebab?

Kyle 03-08-2013 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus. (Post 6243614)
Did you get to see her badly packed kebab?
I would like to.

Verbal 03-08-2013 09:37 AM
Footage from last night - Simple minds runs into the girl from the chippy on the way home from the pub

Youtube video

Kyle 03-08-2013 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6243662)
Footage from last night - Simple minds runs into the girl from the chippy on the way home from the pub

Youtube video
Phwoooaaar I tell you she looks a lot better on that vid than she does in real life, I didn't think she could get any sexier.

After that spot of pointing we went round the back of Asda and copped it off over the loading bays. The hydraulic lifter helped me get her into position.

Verbal 03-08-2013 09:41 AM
:joker: you do make me laugh, fair play

Kyle 03-08-2013 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6243668)
:joker: you do make me laugh, fair play
Aha I knew you fancied me. :dance:

Don't act like its not true i know you've been undressing the screen with your eyes. :evilgrin::evilgrin:

Verbal 03-08-2013 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6243673)
Aha I knew you fancied me. :dance:

Don't act like its not true i know you've been undressing the screen with your eyes. :evilgrin::evilgrin:
That's not you in your avatar?

:shocked:

Well that is a shocking revelation I must say :joker:

Kyle 03-08-2013 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6243799)
That's not you in your avatar?

:shocked:

Well that is a shocking revelation I must say :joker:

I'm much more sexy with the lights off! :joker:

Kate! 03-08-2013 01:20 PM
SM..... I think she's trying to tell you something...

spoilering this cos its rather crude ;)

Spoiler:

Urban Dictionary

KebabMouth BlowJob

A blowjob in which the giver of the BJ has a mouth full of kebab meat, and maybe some pita bread and salad.

Lads, I got this amazing KebabMouth Blowjob off this fat bird outside the chippy the other night!


:laugh2:

Kyle 03-08-2013 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6244149)
SM..... I think she's trying to tell you something...

spoilering this cos its rather crude ;)



:laugh2:
Ahahaha that's hilarious, wonder what's worse. Cock breath or kebab breath :joker:


I like how the user adds salad, after a while there will be salad cream for it!

Kate! 03-08-2013 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6244161)
Ahahaha that's hilarious, wonder what's worse. Cock breath or kebab breath :joker:


I like how the user adds salad, after a while there will be salad cream for it!
:hugesmile:

Z 03-08-2013 01:49 PM
You know, I've never once had salad cream on a salad


I realise we're not actually talking about salad cream


I want salad cream






not that kind of salad cream

Kate! 03-08-2013 01:57 PM
I have never tried salad cream.

This is a serious reply, I don't like the look of it. I don't like sauces at all really, I like gravy and that is all.

Kyle 03-08-2013 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6244216)
I have never tried salad cream.

This is a serious reply, I don't like the look of it. I don't like sauces at all really, I like gravy and that is all.
Get your seriousness off my thread now Kate or I will pull up a post you made earlier and make it look like something you didn't mean. :joker:

Kyle 03-08-2013 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244206)
You know, I've never once had salad cream on a salad


I realise we're not actually talking about salad cream


I want salad cream






not that kind of salad cream
I'm confused, which salad cream do you want?

Marc 03-08-2013 02:29 PM
Well she gave you her kebab so yes.

Jake. 03-08-2013 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244206)
You know, I've never once had salad cream on a salad


I realise we're not actually talking about salad cream


I want salad cream






not that kind of salad cream
Calm yourself you slut

Z 03-08-2013 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH95 (Post 6244297)
Calm yourself you slut
Just want some salad cream, what's a guy to do

Kate! 03-08-2013 03:04 PM
My salad cream brings all the boys to the yard. :p

Verbal 03-08-2013 03:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244313)
Just want some salad cream, what's a guy to do
I wouldn't go exclaiming that too loudly to be honest.


If you do, and somebody says to you 'i've got some you can have, if you help me toss my salad' always say NO

:joker:


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