I love Sam's vulgar, sexist comments.

Jackie isn't a hag.

I really love the exquisite blue nylon crotch-pulling suits the twins wore for that fascinating, entire programme task. They should carry on wearing them for the rest of their stay in order to enhance our viewing pleasure...

Yes those blue lycra suits were such a turn-on.

Gina is such a natural beauty I aspire to be like her...............

The Twins Hula dancing gets me in fits of laughter every time.

Sophie is so sweet and has never stirred or bitched about any of the housemates

Sallie Battle-Axl's new tattoo on her head is singularly attractive. I wish my mother would get one on her head too...

The twins' parents must be so proud of their obese, gloomy-faced sons.

I am really looking forward to Sophie and Sam's best bits.

Dexter to win.... :dance::dance:

I love him whooooo whoooooo :dance::dance:

...the nosepicking...the manicuring...bliss...

That did not make me fall off my perch laughing at all Cap'n :hugesmile:

Wolfy is still denying the rumour that she only spat on the floor to release the live tadpoles she was hatching in her mouth...

Sallie was always a shy and reserved little petal.

Dexter & the twins picked the highest awards on the board yesterday. That proves that they're not greedy

Dexter's doing BB to become a better man, not for the money.

Dexter will never get another highly paid job on an advert...

Noel Edmonds has agreed to appear on the new Sam Evans Game Show - How Green Is My Ballet...

Its only fair that Gina has been given another task.

Its doesn't seem biased at all that Gina is on her 11th whilst Charlie and Sophie are on their 7th and Sam is on his 6th.

I love how the twins chew food slowly and leave food on their plates. Their love for excercise is inspirational and they are a perfect example to children all around the world who will now emulate them and live a healthy and full life.

I wish I could eat crisps as noisily and with my mouth open just like Sam.

This thread has not been shamelessly bumped to give a light-hearted boost to our last Sunday of BB14...

The twins came last on VTE on Friday. What a delight.

The twins have me in stitches every time I see them. Sooooo funny!

I am so happy that greedy Sam wasn't evicted on Friday.

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