You'll get that sorted. United are in panic mode, so you're guaranteed at least one big signing today, and possibly 2/3.

Bayern - Thiago and Gotze
Barcelona - Neymar
Real Madrid - Bale

Man Utd - 'effin nobody right now.

would United fans take a Mata/Rooney swap?

We have two of the biggest pricks on this planet doing transfers. Woodward is dumb as ****. Moyes, well, he believes our best performance of the season occurred yesterday.

Drew dont ask stupid questions mate. Not in the mood. Why dont you go lick ozils ass :(
Someone go drag ed Woodward out of that office

Not personally. We need central midfield players.

Rooney has been built up to mythical proportions after the chelsea match, and the sub-par team performance yesterday.

If that was a choice I had for my team, I'd snap their hands off.

Watch im gonna copy and paste ed Woodwards interview.
Watch Ryan go mad:joker:

:joker: you never know.. its still possible

agreed, i'd do exactly the same

Probably not. Only because Rooney at Chelsea hands them the next couple titles.

He didn't really think that, but he'd just lost his first match of the season to the biggest rivals (unfortunately not competitive ones at the mo), so he needs to remain upbeat. If he'd come out and said "that's terrible, I hope my wife has hid the razor blades", then he'd be getting s**t for that as well.

He has new relationships still to build, so harshly criticising his players to journalists isn't going to help that process.

But executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward is predicting a quiet close season at Old Trafford.

He said: "I wouldn't expect there to be a major retooling of the squad.

"There is incredible depth. We could put two first teams out with 11 internationals in each.

"It has been a phenomenal season. We are a long way ahead in the Premier League and whilst I wouldn't describe the way we got knocked out of the Champions League as luck things could have gone differently in that game.

"We have a young squad and each of those are a year older. We are very comfortable with make up of team and squad."

Dont think ive ever seen a bigger twat in my life.

He had no need to say it was the best performance of the season, though. Also to say, 'i'm more than happy with my squad' is just insulting to fans.

Tht interview ive jus posted just says it all.

Oh, yeah, I remember when this wanker said this. I agree, a major retooling wasn't needed. However, our wingers are wank and our central midfield is embarrassing.

Looks like we'll have done the worst transfer business this summer. Arsenal up from bottom.

the scousers are out in force today on sky sports news

He's a moron, I want to hit people on Bluemoon when they use him as a source.

Ed Woodward is my best friend.

Ed Woodward is a walrus.

'Real madrid have rejected PSG's bid for Ozil'... from the same guy who said they'd bid.

****ing twat.

hes embarrassing himself now

LOL^