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I find this season really hard to rank! I think as a cohesive story BB2 is much better than BB1, but I wasn't nearly as passionate about the HGs as I was last year (Suzette <3 Gary <3 Jillian <3 etc.) So yeah it's about time for me to address some opinions :devil:

17. Arlie - atrocious. Peter Brown was awful, a wannabe Peter Brown isn't going to be any good. Faux masterminds who actually suck at the game but fool people into thinking they're good gameplayers by giving self-congratulatory DRs are without a doubt the worst post-Hantz archetype. Also he screams in the DR so goodbye. Also also, the way he dropped the First Five as soon as he found out Canada hated them and acted like it was part of some master plan was disgustingly disingenuous.

16. Kenny - idk what Raph thinks he stood for (homophobia oops?) but god Kenny sucked. Whiny and self-righteous, vain and malicious, and sorry but he's UGLY and that beard needs to go. I've already expressed my opinions on the whole literally "playing it str8" thing but I'm not willing to accept any stance other than that it's extremely offensive to the gay community when someone views their homosexuality to be a handicap. Sorry Kenny, your handicap was your abhorrent personality and playing it str8 served absolutely no purpose. Also his coming out was FAKE AS **** and just a last minute ploy to get Canada to not hate him for being part of the First Five.

15. Andrew - it's really a miracle that he's not last. Everyone knows why Andrew sucks: calling a Heather a dumb bitch for not picking Kenny in the PoV, needing to be held back when Ika shredded his letter from home, thinking it was cool to do the First Five symbol while kissing Allison, etc. It's the Jeff Schroeder complex of expecting everyone to willingly play your game and then getting upset when people go against you for their own benefit. Part of what saves him from being last place is how delicious his eviction week was.

14. Allison - what a disappointment! Had a disgustingly boring showmance with Andrew and that was about it? I don't get how people care about her, she was dull and boring and kinda pathetic. Keep apologizing to Canada about the awful game you played, nobody gives a ****.

13. Rachelle - I don't know what Raph liked about her game or her personality because both were nonexistent! Her obsessive Heather hatred was not a cute look and she didn't understand when people didn't target her, like ****. It was hilarious and sad how pathetic she was, completely latching herself to Sabrina even when Sabrina made it clear (through a sock puppet!) that she'd vote her out if she had to. She really is just the mere shadow of Sabrina but at last she paid her respects and voted for her to win at the end <3 also she loved Peter Brown ew die.

12. Anick - sorry I'm not about the love revolution at all! I like Talla but have a lot of reservations about her, so naturally someone trying to recreate Talla's character (which is really a recreation of Nikki Grahame when you think about it?) isn't going to sit well with me. Anick just tried way too hard and it was more pathetic than cute.

11. Paul - Paul left me more exhausted than anything? His first week was awful and he sucked the fun out of the season with his HoH, and then making false racist and (somewhat false) sexist accusations isn't a cute look at all. I think he was my least favorite initially? Luckily for him, more people got awful and Paul became more of a joke (the wine H/HN comp :joker: and then the Paulina thing lolwhat) but he was still really exhausting and held the season back a lot with his presence.

10. Nate - Nate doesn't serve any other purpose other than dividing the good from the bad :o)

9. Kyle - his pre-show bio was abhorrent and I was really scared we were getting another Tom Plant. We kind of did with Andrew but that's neither here nor their. Kyle was a really weird presence because would just show up and give "funny" DRs and then fade back into nothingness. He was a nice guy I guess, but I don't care about him at all, just happy we really dodged a bullet with him.

8. Scott - Scott is definitely The Better Type Of Gay (sorry Raph and other forum homophobas) but I still don't think he would've been that great. I was all about him but then he appearance on the Side Show after Arlie's eviction kinda turned me off on him and I'm not really sure why. I'm not super passionate about him but come ON he should've been put in over Allison for realsies.

7. Sarah - has a ****ty taste in friends and allies but was easily the most sensible and likable person out of the First Five. Was like the only person to be reasonable about #Lettergate so that's some major points. But then again she's like BFFs with Kenny so ew? IDK, Sarah was fun as a narrator I guess. The circumstances of her boot were kinda odd to me? I'm struggling with things to say so no thx.

6. Adel - even though he had a pretty positive edit, it was kinda low-key so I was surprised with how #Buzzworthy he was. But yeah, Adel was fun! He was really excitable and always talked with a :D face so that was funny and cute. Had a good taste in allies (NOT Paul and Kyle but the Sloppy Seconds duh~) and his hatemance with Sabrina was great. His nomination speech was obviously hilarious with all the dramatics and making Rachelle cry <3

5. Jon - Not Neda. His win is kinda hard to swallow because it should have been Neda but Jon's still likable and funny and The Goofie Newfie. I guess that having a generic white male winner makes up for Emmett somehow losing last year?

4. Ika - oops I need to change who it says my favorite is. Ika's good but not exactly great? She's a good character and gives great DRs (I've tried to work 'werkin' like a hooker on Young Street' into my daily lingo) but god her HoH reign was disastrous! It sucked to watch her hate Heather like the rest of them but at least she turned it around by the end! Also #Lettergate was the defining moment of the season and gains points for making Kendrew lose it.

3. Heather - this top 6 is all great btw. Heather was awesome as the lone outsider and was giving me major Deana vibes at first. She's cute and lovable and ^_^ and relatively shrewd and astute as a gameplayer? She kinda faded into nothingness in the middle/end of the season but all and all she had a great arc and was awesome so gj gurl.

2. Sabrina - shocker? I just need to start off by saying that it's actually offensive that some people on this forum praise Evel Dick, Amanda Zuckerman, I don't even know if I should bring BBUK into it but I could list a bunch of objectively awful people who provide "moments", but Sabrina is universally loathed on here? I'm sorry but **** that, Sabrina provided more moments than anyone else combined and they were hilarious. Like, Sabrina's obviously a terror when she's in power, but when she's out of power? Oh my god, Sabrina out of power is an amazing demon. Her good TV meltdown, her meltdown because she invited Allison to her house AND SHE MEANT IT, her relationship with Adel, the way she took over Jon's interview with Arisa to steal the final moments of the show. It's hard to believe such an absurd human being exists but she definitely did GinaMarie's cockroach shtick better.

1. Neda - ice queen robbed goddess <3 what isn't there to love? Rightfully sure of herself, doesn't take **** from anyone, hates being talked down to, fun relationships with the other HGs, entertaining gameplayer (idc how strong or weak your game is, that doesn't make you a good or bad HG.) Like, throwing away all the condiments to weaken Kenny for the DE, drawing a dead face on the balloon to represent Arlie's game :joker: what's not to love?