... Only if it was made from Oxo cubes!!! :tongue:

LOL!!!!!
Noooo
Bisto!!! :thumbs::hugesmile:

I agree, I dont like huge b..bs. Just nice lumps,bumps or humps !

"My humps, my humps, my humps. My lovely lady lumps. Check it out!"

... Sorry... just realised I'm the wrong person to say that! :blush2::laugh:

Erm hmm yes well, im sure lots of people would like to check out your Humps Your Humps your lovely NON lady lumps!

Yes, they do, but why do all my secret admirers have to be at least 20 stone with a minimum of three feet?? :conf: I would like a non-mutant partner at some point, hahaha! :spin:

LMAO!!! hmmmm well then
Im free :wink::wink:
I do however have 2 heads, one of them is called Ethel!:tongue:

A question asked by the wonderful Emma Greenwood :

'When ya delete a number out of your phone, Were does it go?'

LOL!!!!
Ohhh my daaays! :laugh:

Spoooooky... I just checked behind the door!!

I think for every number you delete it turns into one of those "Someone likes you" texts! Makes sense... that would explain why I got so many of them, wouldn't be for any other reason!!! *Sob* Hehee! :bigsmile:

Awww im sure looooads off people like yoooou!!!

LOL @ J.C :tongue:

Atleast you had the numbers to delete in the first place.!!

That's funny, that's exactly what 57 year old Ian used to say to me when I visited his house on Thursday nights as "Wanda Woman"!! :rolleyes::spin:

Sorry if I've scared any of you, you see I've ran out of my pills... my special pills... perhaps I am worthy of a padded cell after all... just don't tell anyone!! :wink:

mwahahaaaaaa
I was the one taht stole your pills!!!
MWAHAHAAAA

Oh dear, hasn't anyone told you about the side-effects?? :puzzled:

No!! What are they???

Its not that ill hate skittles is it!!??

Even worse......... dun dun dun!!!!!! You grow testiclay!!!! :shocked:

Don't say I didn't tell you!!! :joker:

Darn it, my secret is out!! :bored:

And on that bombshell, I'm sorry to say that I must totter myself off to bed! Nighty night, I enjoyed sharing my madness, hahaha! :bigsmile:

We shall take over the world another night, eh!??

I ve got some green skittles sours in my fridge ,meant to say that earlier when i saw your mood!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok sweetcheeks!! the world is miiiine mwahahaha Nite Nite xxxxxx

:EDIT: Ohhh ive not had the sour ones for ageeeees!!! There nice!!

Turrah!! :xyxwave:

Oh and JC, save a green skittle for meeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :tongue:

See yah again...:xyxwave:

if cows stand up when its gonna be dry and sit down when its gonna rain,does that mean that if half are sitting and half are standing its gonna be showery?

And also, can cows walk backwards... and if not, why not?