I forgot to add ...meglomaniac who was adept at putting Moyes on the ropes sniffing out the desperation and getting a captaincy and a say in transfer targets and shagging granny hookers whilst abusing England fans direct on TV becuase he played crap. World class at this. As a player, don't make Messi laugh. Even Costa Rica are relieved to play against Rooneyin WC. NOOne is that afraid of Rooney. In 2004, sure. 2014, not so much.