Simple math
Our love divided by the square root of pride
Multiply your lies plus time
I'm going out of my mind

and I know I'm wrong sometimes, oh
but it ain't rocket science, no
and I may not be Einstein
but I know
dumb + dumb = you


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"Everyone is waitin' on the bell
Couple seconds, we'll be raisin' hell.
The sun is shinin' down, school is finally out.
Nothin' matters, so we might as well."

- Avril Lavigne 29

I was just about to post the lyrics from Einstein. :laugh:

It's a catchy song but the lyrics are just a tad embarrassing.

:laugh2:

:joker::joker:

"Shooby-doo-wop,and scooby snacks..."

LFO - Girl on TV

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.

:yuk:

[Biggie] Yeah... **** you
[Lil Kim] **** you too!
[B.I.G.] **** you bitch
[Lil Kim] **** you mother****er
[B.I.G.] You ain't **** anyway, **** you
[Lil Kim] You ain't ****, you fat mother****er
[B.I.G.] Yeah, whatever whatever
[Lil Kim] Whatever
[B.I.G.] You wasn't saying that when you was sucking my dick
[Lil Kim] You wasn't saying that when you was eating my pussy!
You a nasty mother****er!
[B.I.G.] Check it, uhh
[Lil Kim] Crab ass

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I was just coming to post this :joker:

"I need a Ryan Gosling, I need a Robert Pattinson
Somebody I can take to Mama, I need to find my Obama
I need a Jonas Brother and, how about a Denzel Washington?
I need a Kellen Lutz, and a Channing Tatum, throw 'em my way, I'll date 'em
I need a Drake, I need a Ludacris, I need a Weezy, I don't care who he is
Heard 'em say I need a Kanye, he ain't a gentleman, but I'll have him anyway
George Clooney, Lamar Odom, Larry King, I like 'em older"

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Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance, He looked kind of nice and so I said I might take a chance. When he danced he held me tight and when he walked me home that night all the stars were shining bright and then he kissed me.

- Josy

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"... and in this ever-changing world in which we live in..."

Paul McCartney, Live & Let Die. One of the world's greatest songwriters showing his grammatical suckiness.

:laugh3: omg I'm crying

:joker:

Yes, overdoing the pop culture/celebrity references is never a good sign.

This is that original
This has no identical
You can't hack my digital
Future Aboriginal
Get up off my genitals
I stay on that pinnacle
Kill you with my lyricals
Call me verbal criminal
Send you to that clinical
Subscribe you some Chemicals
Audio and visual, can't see me, invisible
I'm old school like Biblical
Futuristic next level
Never on that typical
Will I stop I never know...

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You cannot police me, so get off my areola
Get off my areola

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The entirety of Ebony and Ivory

This part from Schoolboy Q's Studio:
Put my tongue in different places, play a game of Operation
Like, na-na-na, la-la, la-la, you get what I'm saying
No metaphors, nothing like that
I'm keeping it straight to the point with you
So, I'mma put this dick up all in-side-of-you

Pretty much all of the sexist drivel "If I Were a Boy". It's basically the musical equivalent to those silly Facebook statuses some girls write when one guy has disappointed them, where they generalise all men as worthless pricks and all girls as angelic princesses. :idc:

'If there was a scale from 1 to 10, my love for you it's a million billion' ~ It Should Be Easy/Britney Spears feat. will.i.am

"Don't panic, panic, Mutya just look ahead now' - Song 4 Mutya - Groove Armada FT Mutya Buena