Hopefully wont serve a second either...

But these choices are horrific :o

I had a soft spot for boris at one point but no more
Osbourne is just a complete twat. His figures fiddling is to be admired, but besides that..I canrt see what he could bring...figure fiddling will only get you so far, the sheep wont believe you forever...
May :o Would be thatcher II IMO. No thanks

I know what a motley crew, just what you want in a statesman...someone as bent as a nine pound note :/