How old were you? :joker:

Good for you! Good luck with it! :)

On a similar note, I can't swim. I learned when I was younger and ended up getting my 10 metres, but it's been so many years that now I probably can't even do that. :laugh:

I also can't whistle properly. :whistle:

I forgot to say, i did this for 4 years when I was 5-9

My friend bought a new bottle of perfume but she was really rudd to me for no reason whatsoever and she was trying to humid let me in front of people and I found the bottle in her bag at school. I smashed it while it was in her bag and she wasn't looking. She still believes to this day someone stood on it :hee: (I slightly regret it sometimes but then I think shouldn't have been a bitch then and your Nicki Minaj perfume would be alive and well)

I once got sprayed in the eyes with aftershave, hurt like **** :joker::joker:
oh and i had this breath spray thing and someone i dislike asked me for a spray so i told them to open their mouth
i sprayed it in their eyes 'by accident' :hee:

I had an affair for about a year :hehe: So yeah Karl I feel the douchebag vibes :laugh:

Synchronicity (but don't tell LT :laugh:)

Lmao :laugh: whoops bad luck Toms enemy xoxoxo

How did you manage it for a year? I felt like **** after the once :joker:

nah, i know the reason why, apparently there was this TV show out called The Borderers and the "hero" in it was called Gavin..............suspiciously there was a huge influx of Gavins around that time :laugh:

I eat like jars of jalapeños on their own as snacks but I don't know if this is weird or not :suspect:

I also dips McDonalds chips in my McFlurry/Milkshake depending which one I get

I think the guilty-ness rubs off with each time you continue something. Probably why I related to Hazel so much though in the Hazel-Daley situation

You didn't get throttled, did you?

Raph doing an Ashley Madison :o

no

I eat jalapeños on their own too

I've never been in a relationship

Same

Apart from primary for like a week lmao but if we're talking serious then no I've never been in a relationship

please see my date thread

:smug:

I get that though, now looking back at the situation I don't feel guilty, I didn't do anything wrong so alls good, I still don't think I could actively be the other guy though.. maybe :laugh:

I didn't feel guilty. I didn't feel content in my relationship with Boy 1 so I started sleeping with Boy 2. I was only "cheating" for a week though before I finished it with Boy 1 and stayed with Boy 2.

I don't make a habit of it though, Boy 1 was an awful guy who did terrible things.

I got called a slapper for a good few weeks, until I decided to tell everyone just how vile Boy 1 was, then everyone shut up.

No boy has every been near my genitalia and that is not expected to change for a long time. I haven't decided whether it's through choice or not.

If you can pleasure yourself, then you don't need anyone to pleasure you. :spin::spin::spin:

Good luck with it Kizzy http://www.desiglitters.com/wp-conte...litters-23.gif

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