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Daniel-X 24-08-2015 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8080662)
Staff feedback is vital to keep up the reputation of the supermarket, how have they all been?

Maureen was great at pointing me out to some new lubricants in store. Gina was also very nice and tackled down someone who tried to steal two packets of cheese and onion crisps from my trolley.

MB. 24-08-2015 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8080662)
Staff feedback is vital to keep up the reputation of the supermarket, how have they all been?

The Right Reverend Elroy Williams worked at the check-outs part time until he was given his P45 for expressing Neo-Nazi opinions during his shift.

http://i3.manchestereveningnews.co.u...em_0_image.jpg

Apart from that, fine.

Crimson Dynamo 24-08-2015 05:47 PM

I would also like to report that an elderly lady tried to touch me near the non perishables

Will. 24-08-2015 05:49 PM

Thanks for all the feedback.

We have banned the women LT, Beryl pushed her out the supermarket.

MB. 24-08-2015 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8080688)
We have banned the women

Bit drastic...

Will. 24-08-2015 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8080690)
Bit drastic...

I dont want any of my customers getting touched up, Jale is the one giving the blow jobs, cant have our Jale out of business.

Crimson Dynamo 24-08-2015 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8080688)
Thanks for all the feedback.

We have banned the women LT, Beryl pushed her out the supermarket.

#justicefirmokka

Vanessa 24-08-2015 05:54 PM

http://www.budgetsaresexy.com/images...n-shopping.gif

Will. 24-08-2015 05:55 PM

BREAKING: Mokka has been allowed back into the store, Beryl is keeping a close eye on her.

Shaun 24-08-2015 05:56 PM

I'm not happy, I can't find any oregano

Will. 24-08-2015 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 8080706)
I'm not happy, I can't find any oregano

Kathy is happy to assist you.

Shaun 24-08-2015 05:59 PM

She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is

Will. 24-08-2015 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 8080715)
She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is

well she can **** off.

Kathy might be sacked.

Mary Ann will help you.

MB. 24-08-2015 06:01 PM

This wouldn't have happened under the Right Reverend Elroy Williams

Will. 24-08-2015 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8080719)
This wouldn't have happened under the Right Reverend Elroy Williams

Elroy is our latest full time employer, he is happy to be a part of a wonderful team.

MB. 24-08-2015 06:07 PM

...just don't put him on the same shift as Mr Steinberg and Mrs Goldstein.

Will. 24-08-2015 06:08 PM

ok

MB. 24-08-2015 06:10 PM

(don't tell me I'm going to have to explain that one)

Will. 24-08-2015 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8080742)
(don't tell me I'm going to have to explain that one)

I fully understand.

Will. 24-08-2015 06:12 PM

General knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm - who wants to play?


Natalie. 24-08-2015 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 8080715)
She's just told me she doesn't know what oregano is

well they have oreos

Calderyon 24-08-2015 06:14 PM

I shop at Lidl and small stores. No time for supermarkets. Too much people. Even though you have to sometimes.

MB. 24-08-2015 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calderyon (Post 8080760)
I shop at Lidl

Quote:

No time for supermarkets
What is the_truth?

Will. 24-08-2015 06:17 PM

So who wants to play our general knowledge quiz in the supermarket cafe tonight at 10pm?

WINNER RECEIVES free £50 token for the supermarket!

T* 24-08-2015 06:17 PM

kathy just called me a trolley wielding twat and threw a frozen chicken at me


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