The bits that made me laugh was everyone thinking shed been knocked unconscious yet if you notice,she turned herself onto her back in the water

and her right arm stretched out to wade away a little with it so not really unconscious.She probably overplayed it too

but the daft bit was them

thinking she was unconscious

because you cant turn yourself onto your back to swim away if you are unconscious ?

She was treading the water too and never denied she was knocked out, it reminded me of McKeith pulling her top down during her "faint"

:crazy:

She was blatently swimming LOL she wasn't knocked out for gods sake. I love Jayne, but that was all fake as s**t

She didn't claim to be knocked out though

Exactly, you cannot swim when you've been knocked out as she lied she was

Yes she did

When? :suspect:

Hmm I don't think she did loov

Very glad to hear chuff is experienced in first aid

Chuff has 2 eyes a remote control and a freeze button ,thats all was needed to see the fake cows attention seeking

And a wildly speculative and prejudiced sensibility always helps rush to your judgments I suppose