This guy at my school was dealing drugs round the school, fast forward a few years and his sisters in EastEnders, ghastly family

Not Tiffs bro

Na, not Tiffany, although I once saw her having a hissy fit in Sainsbury’s and performing outside an estate agents for a crowd of 7 people.

My old head teacher fancies me I think (who can blame him) and kept asking me if I’d guessed he was gay a few years back :skull:

Who is this sister

Revenge porn then? Nice.

1) Fairly standard one... the music teacher (not employed by the school specifically, he taught brass instruments at every high school in the area) was banging a 17 year old pupil. It was a complicated one because he was an "outside contractor" (it wasn't his main career) and she wasn't underage, etc, but he definitely wasn't allowed to teach trumpet in schools any more :joker:

2) A guy in the year above me inadvertently told everyone that he frequently shagged his dog, believing this to be totally normal. Like he just... said it... in everyday conversation... like "lol u know when you're shagging your dog and..." thinking it was just like having a wank :umm2:. People thought he was joking, and then when it became clear he wasn't, some other kid kicked the living **** out of him right there and then.


3) This one was my personal favourite. Two teachers from the same department at my high school, in their 50's, had been together for decades and seemed totally happily married... then he had an affair with a supply teacher in her 20's and somehow the entire school found out about it. They got divorced but both of them carried on working at the school, two rooms along from each other, and sometimes they'd have to go into each others rooms to get materials / textbooks etc and it the atmosphere was like ICE! :joker: amazing.

Oh I thought of another!

A kid a few years below me got expelled for wanking under a table and jizzing all over everyone's schoolbags. :omgno:

Was he getting the pupils to blow his horn?:laugh:

:joker:

Omg spill

1. some silent protest during the school fashion show that resulted in the participants getting suspended and not able to walk the stage at graduation which divided the school for the rest of the year :skull:
2. girl on the soccer team died in a car accident in front of the school (not like in front of US but in front of the school building itself)
3. band director having sex with student 3 times for a period of time and when the girl confessed he showed up to some teacher meeting with cut up arms
4. school shooting

:skull:

:joker::joker:

:umm2::umm2::umm2:

Actually I now remember that one guy is now in Maidstone Prison for life for raping and killing an 8 years old girl. Somehow I think I'd blocked it out over the years cuz I knew the guy quite well.

those two happened in a span of less than a month :bawling:

Wow!!!!!!

My music teacher was found in the music cupboard with a year 11

Always the music teacher.

welp

What happened at t'school shooting? :worry:

omg well that blows everyone elses stories out of la water

Also why is like every single music teacher a peado/weirdo nnn

D:

we were on lockdown all day and then they sent us home early :worry: ahh so much happened throughout the day

afterwards we found out that the shooter was someone who didn't even go to our school and she (:oh:) shot up the principal's car because she knew someone who went to our school and he apparently got dress coded for wearing a 'RIP' shirt of someone they both knew because the person was doing an inappropriate gesture on the shirt