I've just witnessed the best reaction to a showmance dumping I've ever seen :joker: I'm screaming

Goldie: "I really don't want to go into the Lady May issue.."
Prezzo: "Goldie, listen, me and you, we are friends-"
Goldie: "Are we friends?"
Prezzo: "Of course"
Goldie: "Is that all we are?"
Prezzo: "We're good friends-"
Goldie: "Is that all we are?"
Prezzo: "-y'know what I mean?"
Goldie: "Is that all we are?"
Prezzo: "And I have all rights to tell you-"
Goldie: "Is that all we are? We are just GOOD friends, Prezzo?"
Prezzo: "I don't know right now, y'know, maybe you should tell me-"
Goldie: (tearing up) "No... is that what we are? Is that what you want to tell me???"
Prezzo: "You tell me-"
Goldie: "That we're just friends???"
Prezzo: "You spat in my faith sweetheart, you spat in my faith"
Goldie: ":bawling: Now you are telling me that all we are is good friends *sniffs* Prezzo :("
Prezzo: *says nothing*
Goldie: "You're trying to tell me that we're just GOOD FRIENDS *sobs* I can't believe you just said that to me :bawling:"

https://uploadir.com/u/xr5r3cfc

Goldie then spends the next 3 hours and 50 minutes sobbing in her bed before throwing up at 11pm and having all the housemates bar Prezzo rush to the bedroom to see if she's ok :joker:

Goldie: (uncontrollably sobbing under her bed sheets)
DKB: (whispers in ear) "Cry as much as you can, to get all the worries out of you ok?"
Goldie: (sobbing noises from under the covers)
DKB: "Like I always tell you, CRY. AS MUCH. AS YOU CAN. *whispers* to get every sorrow out of you, OK? Cry."
*everyones leaves the room*

1 hour later Prezzo comes into the room to comfort her

Goldie: (whispering from her bed covers) "At least you let me know my place, that I am just your good friend, it's good so I don't deceive myself"
Prezzo: *sighs* "Am I disturbing you, do you want me to leave?"
Goldie: https://uploadir.com/u/2h955pef
Prezzo: "You know I care about you right? More than any other housemate in here"
Goldie: https://uploadir.com/u/6fddrw3o

"Get this *****g brazilian hair off and we'll know who the fuk you are"



I'm very tempted to make a fights compilation from this series :laugh:

https://uploadir.com/u/onuyticx

https://uploadir.com/u/x2cpxwgz

*BB makes a statement to all housemates that violence will not be tolerated in the house whatsoever*

One episode later:
https://uploadir.com/u/7mb8cii7

Lmao

:joker::joker::joker:

my dissertation is due in like 2 weeks but once thats handed in I will binge!

Hurry up and submit!

https://uploadir.com/u/7mb8cii7

6 weeks in and so far there's only been one result I haven't been happy with :clap1: We love a continent that keeps the messy ones in!

The bleach fight is next ep :skull:

mess not a bleach fight

bad girls club who?

We love a dramatic series of Big Brother with 4 ejectees (so far) in one season

https://uploadir.com/u/gwe9oqw2

Meanwhile the housemates have been set a task to impersonate African legend Makosi Musambasi wear afro wigs all week for the shopping task:

https://uploadir.com/u/liiadjh4 https://uploadir.com/u/zfucb66j

They're doing Ignore The Obvious task for the shopping task this week :flutter:

And the Say Yes task too <3

Honestly think Goldie might be one of my all-time fave housemates ever from ANY BB in the world, she's such a ****ing scream.

Her pranking the newbies when they enter the Upville house has me screaming:

Goldie: "Could you both take a seat please before you get too comfortable I'd like to familiarise you with the rules and regulations of upville, as you know this is an upscale environemt where certain things are not tolerated. Every day you must do your dishes after yourself. If you don't have your shower after training you cannot sit inside the house, you will stay outside all day. You will do all our beds for one week. You will do all our laundry for one week. And lastly, there is no fighting. Are you comfortable with these rules or do you want to voluntary exit right now?? :)"
Newbies: 0_o

RIP queen Goldie x

It so sad that she passed away so soon after the series ended. I haven’t read too much on it yet in case any articles spoil the series for me but she truly was a fascinating character and one of the best housemates I’ve enjoyed from any series :love:

Troy you really should watch the weekly recap episodes you’d honestly love this series and the weekly review sum up pretty much all the important stuff throughout the series (I’m just a saddo completionist who watches both the dailies and the weeklys because I’ve been dying to watch BB Africa for the longest lmao)

Once I’ve finished this series I’m also gonna upload series 6 from Day 30 til finale, and series 8 from Day 1 to Day 70 as I have them downloaded too. Particularly excited for series 8 as I loosely followed that through YouTube clips when it aired and from what I remember the cast was really good!

sis you don't need to explain sadism to me, I edgic nearly every damn show I watch :joker: Perhaps I had this to my summer watch queue? I cannot wait to have CONTEXT to ~slap me noOoOoWwWwW~ and bleachgate.

Definitely add it to your list :clap1:

I think you'd probably stan Lady May the most - or "Lady May - Namibia" as she likes to introduce herself to every new person who arrives. If I had to compare her to a UK housemate it would probably be Angel BB10 <333

working on the conclusion and she's a doozy https://uploadir.com/u/xr5r3cfc

How many episodes is this and is it easy to follow? I want to watch it looks so extreme

It's 91 days, there's a daily highlights episode every day which are 20-25 mins each, but there's also weekly review episodes which are about 45 minutes each and they sum up all the important/entertaining action from that week! I'd definitely recommend the latter for most people, I just like watching all the dailies because I'm a completionist :laugh:

OK im gonna start tonight! Are all seasons this dramatic or was it an exception? Perched to see who I stan

I have no clue, this was the only season I could find in full! But from other clips I've seen it does seem like the fights on this show are very dramatic regardless of the series :laugh:

I have a few other seasons but only in partial series, not the full series. Will upload them after I've finished this season.

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