Not the tea sweetie

Me when I show my nan my new burgundy passport

I bought this for a friend. He decided it was the best one out of a collection of like, 5 fragrances. Dunno how he feels about it and while it smelt nice, I've smelt better

Ugh im indecisive af right now, but I really needed this. I’d love to know what perfumes make your fanny flutter :(

Have you tried Jimmy Choo Ice?

I think you’d like her

I haven’t actually but I’m pretty familiar with the smell. I know Jimmy Choo do some good perfumes but not up to par with the likes of Dior.

I highly recommend you try Sauvage because while it’s a sweet smell, it’s not too overpowering and it has a long capacity too so you can smell like sex all day :p

Me on the counter to some daddy

... That was YOU?!?! :omgno: I must admit, I'm flattered :smug:

So when you shop online at The Perfume Shop, you have the option to engrave a message on to the bottle. There’s a certain character limit and they only use one font (as shown in the video). Is she worth the extra 5.99?

I know bitch!

http://oi65.tinypic.com/nnqmmr.jpg

This is my full collection :hehe:

You have so many and I only have like 6 bottles. I saw the Prada and 1 million instantly and I was like “Yes bitch!”

This validates my point about you being the best smelling and it just shows :skull:

this thread confirms that advertising works and works well

It really does whew :colour:

If someone has 40+ bottles of perfume then they’re definitely not gonna smell like sh*t I’ll say that much. Definitely someone I wanna be around rather than someone smelling like a p*ss and care home :shrug:

Back on topic...

https://fimgs.net/mdimg/perfume/375x500.50239.jpg

this cant be marsh starring in this can it?

He has no resemblance to Marsh whatsoever :nono:

Unfortunately, we have moved past those times and need fragrances most suited to this demographic. You really need to try a bottle of Dior Sauvage LT. It’s a chick magnet :D

:joker:

how nice

The TL is always plastered in i think it could be marc jacobs?

and it stays on my jumper all bloody morning

:oh:

:hehe:

Sauvage.

That is all.

She smells GORGEOUS.

You’re WELCOME