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How do you know he doesn’t just tell you he does and then stands when the door is closed :omgno:

Sitting is for women and pooing

Or if you’ve just woken up and your legs won’t work properly yet

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

I agree, terrible for the environment.

:joker:

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up :laugh2:

So moving on

wtf just like... hovering? I can't even imagine how this is possible :think:. And I have thighs of steel!

What if it's an actual house guest who is staying for several days? They'll do themselves some damage holding it that long :joker:

To be fair I like to sit down for a luxury pee on occasion.

I will just ask him to comply to my house rule and hope he does

Now you talking!
Thank you, this is a problem that deserves its own thread :clap1:

Of course you havent:smug:

But you don't have to stay there for long, you just go when you need to :laugh:

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Sitting down is nicer anyway, I only stand up in public toilets

When I get my own place I'll tell people to wipe up their own piss. I'm not having any of that!

How do you know though? Do you watch him everytime?

So when people ask can they use the loo you clarify if they're doing a poo they must hold it in and take it home?

This thread is taking the piss ain't it?

:laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:

Great pun.