...good luck with this Kate/Mitchell and the hopeful ladies..:love:...Marsh’s banner oh my Lord, beautiful..:flutter:...and really reflecting your romantic spirit, Marsh...

:lovedup:

After seeing that banner I can only imagine you will feel less enthused as my penis has this past year...bar one experience.:bawling:.....when you open marshes msg.

:inamood:

Ooh banner pretty

What’s the twist?

Soon.

Lady number 9

Bambi Don Perignon

22

Heiress to the Don Perignon champagne empire. As bubbly and expensive as her namesake. Bambi is a socialite like no other and can usually be found rubbing shoulders with her celebrity friends like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

Bambi had a top 200 dance hit with her single 'Get It Up (I'll Sit On It)' and featured in horror comedy 'Big Tit Strippers vs. Zombies III' as Courtneey.

POEM (new single stream it on spotify!)

Picture this I'm your princess
All bitches up in here wit their flat chests
It's true what they say I'm the true star
Yes im the one how you can't resist this?
Now i'm ready for my rose cuz I earned it

Walk in the room all eyes on me
It's dangerous if it burns when you wee
Don't mess with my heart whatsoever
Wanna be that girl you wake up next to forever

Let's get nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Bitches just wanna get down

Let's get
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
You can't resist my charms

Don't be fooled by these other hoes
Most of them ain't got they own nose
I heard one had a fanny like the Wookie hole
Save yourself the time and give me that crown

You should know that I'm good to go
Don't settle for a basic troll
You got the best ready with an open heart
I heard one of the others sniffs her own farts

Let's get nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Bitches just wanna get down

Let's get
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
You can't resist my charms

Lady number 10

Name? Fanny Precious Cooch
Hometown? Warrington
Age? 21
Star sign? Scorpio
Sexuality? (sadly) Heterosexual
Occupation? Socialite
Best known for... Murder (and always being on a diet)



Hi my name is Fanny Precious Cooch and I'm a socialite from Warrington! I'm lesbophobic but I'm hoping to leave the Bachelor with a gay best friend!

Why am I entering the Bacholer? Well, June is Pride Month and I'm banned from all things Pride since I tried to come into all the gay men in the UK, and I'd rather not stay inside the whole month, so I guess I better get some Hetty D!

I faked my own suicide to have my feet amputated because women's feet are ugly. Men's feet are so cute! Especially gay men's feet!

The fact I am a double amputee makes finding work hard, and it's impossible to stand on my own two feet, and that's mainly because the NHS won't fund my prosthetics so I'm just managing on two little nubs. Also my wheelchair was stolen by some tramps but that's fine because the wheelchair wasn't pink! (My favourite colour is pink) so if I don't win a wheelchair in this here competition I hope that I can at least find a man who will carry me and be my personal wheelchair... Wait, if I win I get the man? So I don't need to spend money on a wheelchair? Well that's £500 saved!

I should mention I am not a feminist. This is because I love men and hate women.

I'm best known for ****ing murdering Gina Rio on my night out. "Look at you with your cheap Primark sho-" she said, before realising my non-existent feet. I shunted her with the little bone protruding from my left leg's stub. Sallie Axl tried to snog me afterwards so I killed her too. Dexter became my gay best friend following this but then u found out he was bi and I ****ed him off. I'm not biphobic! I just wouldn't be best friends with a bisexual - nothing personal.

Oh I have to write a song? Okay here I go:

It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting gooch
You're blaming Missus Cooch
Blaming Missus Cooch, babe!
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news
While I'm in town having mooch
You're blamin' Missus Cooch
YA YA YEE- wait I have to do a poem? Oh that's great! They're even gayer than Lizzo! (Have I mentioned I love gay?)

Is this celeb batchelor. ..cause I don't watch that rubbish.

No it isn't lol.

Seems like Ant entered too.

I'm sure dom perignons daughter is well known...I'm switching off. Good bloody luck.

Ant enters everything. He's like Donald Trump's dick.

:joker:

Ladies number 11 and 12 will arrive tomorrow.

For now. Adieu.

:joker: :bawling:

The last thing I entered was a competition :(

The Twist

There will be no elimination first round. A forum vote for best first impression will be held. The winner of this vote is exempt from elimination for Task 2. The Task 2 will be set by the winner so get your thinking caps on in case its you :hugesmile:

What date the final

Not sure yet. But it will be before the 22nd July as that is when Tibb Survivor starts.

Who runs that game

Reece and DTM

Okedokey

It fooking well is

Congratulations Nicky, you get a rose for now...