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Montblanc could play trump who directed Mary and Joseph to the inn saying he knows the best hotels :D
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Meanwhile back at Herods manshun ....
Herod phones one of the kings on his mobile (creative licence) and orders him to snatch the baby and bring him to Herod.... |
At the stable Mary is cradling baby Cal. God had told her to call him Jesus but Mary had a mind of her own.....
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The 3 kings confer in a corner and decide to defy Herod.
King Jake - I can't snatch that child from its mum.... |
The kings turn off their phones....
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Herod is very angry. He leaves his big Manshun and heads for the stable....
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So at the stable we have Mary Joseph Baby Cal 3 kings 3 shepherds 3 wise men 3 sheep and the Innkeeper who has come to see the baby....
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Herod arrives.
Herod - hand over that baby. Mary spits at him. King Jake gets a spear and kills Herod. And they all live happily ever after. The End. X |
And that my friends is the true story of the nativity. X
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That King Jake is a right hero! We have the next James Bond on our hands!
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Kate that story was rubbish.
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