Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 10761743)

* Mark sees the 2 plumbers approaching the drive and quickly changes from This Morning to Sky SPorts news and puts his copy of Take a Break under a cushion and brings out a copy of What Car he stole from the dentists on the coffee table.

"Aye cum in lads, am jist up - i wiz ott for a sesh last night and my heeds nippin (reality he put on a facepack and had a bath with candles listening to Enya).

Aye the bogs up the stair ahd gee it a minute as av just laid a cable if ye get me. Did ye see the geme last nicht - ah thot thon goalie iwiz offside, did yoo no?"

"oh look st that burd on sky id split that in half, hahahahah"

The 2 plumbers make their excuses and go to work upstairs, exchanging glances with each other while Marc opens a red bull and necks it in one.


man of the people right enough :joker:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 10761851)

The TL has her dead mums money burning a hole in her pocket and is doing the boiler, the floors the bathroom and kitchen - its exhausting and its me who has to do all the legwork, the house at mo is like a bomb went off - we have a hot water tank in the front garden and all the coats and shoes in the living room and huge hole in the kitchen wall

i cant cope

:worry:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 10761966)

who has landed on his feet :fan:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 10761979)