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Mitchell 08-04-2020 12:06 PM
Sorry to say this, but Jakes neighbours cousins primary school teacher told me that these parties aren’t even free! Jake is claiming the royalties for the music by charging everyone £17 a month!

Strictly Jake 08-04-2020 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitchell (Post 10818365)
Sorry to say this, but Jakes neighbours cousins primary school teacher told me that these parties aren’t even free! Jake is claiming the royalties for the music by charging everyone £17 a month!
What a lie! Mitchells aunties friend from bingos daughters dogs groomer told me he doesnt even like Tracy Barnard or Matthew for that matter he just wanted to jump on the bandwagon

Strictly Jake 08-04-2020 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitchell (Post 10817935)
Do you feel you have time to commit to being a new prime minister with a new child and std
Without a doubt! Im a multitasker. In fact I even hosted strictly tibb dancing last night holding the baby feeding him and winding him all while totalling the scores up. Also with such an amazing campaign team they will help me along too

Mitchell 08-04-2020 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Strictly Jake (Post 10818394)
What a lie! Mitchells aunties friend from bingos daughters dogs groomer told me he doesnt even like Tracy Barnard or Matthew for that matter he just wanted to jump on the bandwagon
Never said I did like Matthew! Also it’s TRACEY, can we really trust someone to lead who doesn’t even know how to spell the queen’s name? I don’t think so!

Cherie 08-04-2020 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GoldHeart (Post 10818341)
No it's Strictly TIbb dancing. That's why
oh so it is

Kazanne 08-04-2020 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Strictly Jake (Post 10818246)
I have heard reports of party members on opposing teams accusing me of having an STD. I want to reassure everyone that this term refers to Strictly Tibb Dancing. A game that has brought happiness to all those who play. Yet another reason to #BeHappy
I agree,I enjoy this game as do many others,Im all for spreading the happiness.:wavey:

Mitchell 08-04-2020 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 10818409)
I agree,I enjoy this game as do many others,Im all for spreading the happiness.:wavey:
Spreading the happiness is what caused the STD in the first place!

Strictly Jake 08-04-2020 01:00 PM
Well the symptoms of this STD

Are shiny disco balls and sequins coming out of your ears

Mitchell 08-04-2020 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Strictly Jake (Post 10818425)
Well the symptoms of this STD

Are shiny disco balls and sequins coming out of your ears
And an unfortunate rash when Cherie finds out you’ve marked her a 6

Kate! 08-04-2020 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Strictly Jake (Post 10818425)
Well the symptoms of this STD

Are shiny disco balls and sequins coming out of your ears
:joker:

Amy Jade 08-04-2020 03:01 PM
I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.

Cherie 08-04-2020 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 10818530)
I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.
:joker:

Mokka 08-04-2020 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 10818530)
I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.
Well he just got Vanessa's vote then

Beso 08-04-2020 05:24 PM
Wish I was a bit of toast right now.

Mitchell 08-04-2020 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 10818530)
I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.
We love a power couple!!

Strictly Jake 11-04-2020 02:22 PM
I hope everyone is happy today in this glorious weather. If you are concerned over how quiet the forum is then joining this party is what you need as we bring the chat and games section to the forefront

Strictly Jake 12-04-2020 07:14 AM
It is time to vote!


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