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MB. 26-06-2020 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg! (Post 10870635)
booooooo!!!! Who are ya! Who are ya!

Luckily she's up for eviction already, so if you're willing to venmo me a year's wages worth of votes against her then I'll be more than happy to accept (ignoring the very minor fact that I simulated all the results a week ago and you would be in a good position to sue me)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan. (Post 10870636)
Loving this MB :love:

Ta Morgan!

Greg! 26-06-2020 10:10 PM

Ugh if this lineup was real it would be amazing :love:

Also kind of semi-realistic for Channel 4?

Marsh. 26-06-2020 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10870633)
I can't believe you've blocked out the seminal CBB8 from your long-term memory

OMG she shared a house with Kez Katona, Jedward and Tara Reid? WHY don't I remember that?

MB. 26-06-2020 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg! (Post 10870639)
Ugh if this lineup was real it would be amazing :love:

Also kind of semi-realistic for Channel 4?

lol thanks :love: I tried to translate the casting archetypes from Channel 4 CBB over to today's celeb culture climate the best I could, and I think all that's really missing is a dodgy politician and a random American pop star thirty years past their prime?

MB. 26-06-2020 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan (Post 10870647)
Only ones I don’t like are AJ (I never want him near CBB) and Amber (nothing against her but I disagree with love islanders on it)
Not to discredit this because I love it

Ah, so you're the one who pitched the tent up outside the house and is repeating "AJ is a tosser" through a megaphone on a loop

madman411 26-06-2020 10:39 PM

Love it. Only thing I'd change is re-incorporating the Eatock eye and not using an existing house.

Samm 26-06-2020 10:46 PM

the way demi is winning

MB. 26-06-2020 10:54 PM

I'll post the next two days while we're at it, shall I

MB. 26-06-2020 10:55 PM

https://i.imgur.com/myg7Dyh.png

Celebrity Big Brother 2020
Days 5 & 6


Day 5
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/SPnfZ6t.png
and if rumours are to believed, that’s not the only thing he has in common with a horse (yes, we’re doing tasks where housemates reenact classic British plays now, we’re acting extra highbrow to counteract everything that happened on Channel 5).


https://i.imgur.com/bhpJ13x.png
honestly, what is this episode, Big Brother Goes to the Zoo?


Day 6 + Eviction
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/3evSPTA.png
unfortunately they spend two hours beforehand arguing over who gets to be Gaga and who gets to be Ari, by which point the rain had stopped and the sun had come out. :( #kindnesspunk


That night, the housemates gather to find out which one of Doc, Julia and Tati will be the first person voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house...

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https://i.imgur.com/H7d62KJ.png

Julia!

(yes, BrantSteele says "banished" instead of evicted, don't worry, you'll get used to it)

in her exit interview with Davina, Julia apologises for her offensive comment about Channel 4 viewers, and says that she instead meant to refer to them as inbred cat-shaggers.

Mitchell 26-06-2020 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10870638)
Luckily she's up for eviction already, so if you're willing to venmo me a year's wages worth of votes against her then I'll be more than happy to accept

Vanessa :love:

Shaun 27-06-2020 04:03 AM

I had forgotten my love for Tony Slattery, lovely man :love: I can see this being semi-realistic with the exceptions of Tati (surely too long away from a steady revenue) and perhaps Fred (no particular reason, just don't see him being the sort for the show)

Black Dagger 27-06-2020 06:31 AM

What a first boot. The crank.

Cal. 27-06-2020 09:26 AM

This is ICONIC :clap1:

MB. 27-06-2020 11:32 AM

https://i.imgur.com/myg7Dyh.png

Celebrity Big Brother 2020
Days 7-9


Day 7 + Nominations
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/ObjQhI8.png
I can't imagine such a cruel prank would have made the condition of Baga's heart much betta.


Later on, the housemates are called to the diary room one-by-one to nominate. The results are as follows:

AJ – Tati & Doc
Amber – Doc & Fred
Baga – AJ & Tati
Beverley – Tati & Baga
Bugzy – Baga & Doc
Demi – Baga & Doc
Doc – Demi & Tati
Fred – Amber & Tati
Sophie – Tati & Fred
Tati – Fred & AJ
Tony – Demi & Tati

https://i.imgur.com/kn3tttF.png

who goes? the simulator decides!


Day 8
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/5vPWkCy.png
defund the police, and abolish The One Show while you're at it!


Day 9 + Eviction
Spoiler:

as today is Baga's birthday, the housemates celebrate RuPaul Day in the house...

https://i.imgur.com/pZnceqo.png
...a holiday which incorporates both the good...

https://i.imgur.com/NZnzcp3.png
...and the bad.


Later that night, the housemates gather to find out which of Doc and Tati will become the second person voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house...

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...

...


https://i.imgur.com/zMWIUaX.png

Tati!

Tati is surprised to find James Charles and Angela Rippon waiting for her outside the house, both wielding truncheons and copies of their respective telephone bills.

Mitchell 27-06-2020 11:38 AM

And what an oil rig that is...

Nicky91 27-06-2020 01:47 PM

apart from you dissing me in the OP, good to see you are having fun with this MB :love: :love:

:hug:

Babayaro. 27-06-2020 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky91 (Post 10870842)
apart from you dissing me in the OP, good to see you are having fun with this MB :love: :love:

:hug:

King of being civil

MB. 27-06-2020 02:28 PM

-scraps "The Daily Star reveals a bitter lifelong feud between Tony and Nicky91" from this week's events-

MB. 27-06-2020 02:48 PM

https://i.imgur.com/myg7Dyh.png

Celebrity Big Brother 2020
Days 10-13


Day 10
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/nNo3wbT.png
that neighbour's name? Albert Einstein. :love:


https://i.imgur.com/xoBygp9.png
Amber and Demi are quickly becoming one of this house's most prominent double acts, right up there with Sophie and feather dusters, AJ and mirrors, and Doc and polygamy!


Day 11 + Nominations
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/ajFvW5n.png
Tony is obviously Charley in this scenario, just fyi.


Later in the day, the housemates are called to the diary room one-by-one to nominate for the third time. The results are as follows:

AJ – Tony & Doc
Amber – Doc & AJ
Baga – AJ & Doc
Beverley – Doc & AJ
Bugzy – Doc & Sophie
Demi – Doc & Beverley
Doc – AJ & Tony
Fred – Demi & Amber
Sophie – Doc & Beverley
Tony – AJ & Doc

https://i.imgur.com/N9WK9ry.png

who goes? the simulator decides (that it's probably not going to be AJ, let's be honest)!


Day 12
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/Yy7DiND.png
for context, today's task is to rank evil historical figures in order of most to least atrocities committed. thanks to Beverley's strong will, Cilla ends up somewhere between Pol Pot and the guy who wrote the Sheila's Wheels jingle.


Day 13 + Eviction
Spoiler:

https://i.imgur.com/vEVjuPi.png
which won't make Bugzy's eventual BBLB interview with Rylan, Ainsley's replacement, awkward in the slightest (#Justice4TheHarriott).


Later that night, the housemates gather to find out which of AJ and Doc will be the third person voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house...

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...


https://i.imgur.com/cRyinFC.png

Doc!

after he leaves the house, Doc is shocked to find out that Channel 4 couldn't get the rights to Tiger King references from Netflix, so all of his juicy stories about Carole Baskin and Joe Exotic's secret love affair were cut from the show. oh, and he also tries to propose to Davina.

Babayaro. 27-06-2020 04:32 PM

Quote:

that neighbour's name? Albert Einstein. :love:

nnnnnn

Mitchell 27-06-2020 05:24 PM

Magical

Shaun 27-06-2020 05:55 PM

the Demi/Amber friendship must be the most powerful Instagram collaboration of all time

MB. 27-06-2020 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 10870977)
the Demi/Amber friendship must be the most powerful Instagram collaboration of all time

the hottest duo in Honduras indeed!

Marsh. 27-06-2020 09:08 PM

Get bev out! Get bev out!

MB. 27-06-2020 09:14 PM

Keep Janice in! Keep Janice in!


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