My poem has more than 1 forum member in it. It includes both the judges of this poetry round and also includes myself, it's a very short poem.

Ok Alf. Go for it.

On a hot summers Tibb night
Slim Reaper was talking his usual sh1te
It had to be done, it had to be done
So along came Alf to spoil his fun
Toy Soldier was scrolling by
And scored Alf's poem extremely high

Short, sweet and hilarious! Lolz.

Ode to Jet


So I have dedicated this poem
To a man we know as Jet,
He is not quite a regular,
But his Posts we don’t forget.

He clearly has an interest
In our Royal family,
And he clearly is a Royalist
For that we must agree.

His posts are so informative
And his arguments are fair.
He holds himself together,
He is articulate and aware.

So Jet deserves a Knighthood
In the Queens Platinum year.
And I dedicate this poem
To someone I hold dear.

:love::cheer2:

Great work Rusti.

:love:

I’ll have my poem ready for the 5pm deadline I’ve just been really busy atm.

Great poems so far.

Yesterday I was asked to write a poem. Great.
Only problem is, my writing isn't cool!
I haven't written anything creative since high school! D:
All I can do is have a try, and Nicky is a total legend, that's no lie.
As you can see I can't rhyme at all, but I'm tying to finish this before nightfall.
When I think of Nicky I think of a certain dancing show.
We're both Superfans, I'll have you know! :dance:
Even though we always butt heads during Strictly, we always make up just as quickly.
He changes his mind like night and day,
but I wouldn't have him any other way.
The warmest and biggest hug to you, my friend.
I hope you stay on TIBB until the end :love:

Ode to LT

Many great things from Scotland come
From thistles and Loch monsters and Irn Bru
But if you ask me what's number one
A certain forum member comes through

It could be Toy Soldier I mean
For he is Scottish and great
But but despite he being cool and lean
There is someone else I highly rate

A seeker of antiques, he goes high and low
Though it might be said
If he wants to find something really old
He could look in a mirror instead!

He's almost as cool as Noddy Holder
From the music group Slade
And only the wisest will agree
Everyday is the best song he made!

Aw I love this :blush:

:love:

I wouldn't like to be choosing between any of the submitted poems :worry:

I should have caught up with this thread last, rather than 1st..

I'm reading all posts as though they come in poem form now.

I can see the judges have their work cut out for them, I don't think I could choose!

:love:

Well, I've tried my best. :laugh:

My poem is about Michael21 and is called ‘Rich Man Here’

Rich Man Here

Here’s a poem about a user that is a pain in the bum
And he goes by the name of michael21
A professional gambler and a good one indeed
Thanks to him I now have to much money coming to meee
His tips are very handy but his spelling is very poor
I suppose he’s just glad that Tottenham are in the top four

Is his mansion real or has he faked it?
If Liverpool win will he walk through his high street naked?
Some of things he says I do find quite funee
Thanks for the tip on chicken balls the other day, they were in fact quite yumee

I notice he has a tendency to call Arista ‘The Green Man’
I think secretly our Michael is a huge fan
Like he is of Just Eat and getting a full refunds
Or being banned from Tibb for around 6 months

I hope that he’s happy with his new state of the art fence
I’m sure that it looks absolutely immense
Like his bank accounts digits I know it to be true
And how is favourite emoji is ;cheer2; (:cheer2:)
You won’t be murder Michael there is no need to fear
Invest in more security you are the rich man here
Your money can help and it can take you very far
And you’ll have the last laugh Ha Ha Haaaa Ha Ha

Good one dogeatdog...bravo.

Hilarious :joker:

They're all brilliant but DED's would be my winner

Athankyou my big head just got bigger :hehe:

Loving all these efforts.

I'll just leave it now till 5pm in case Liv comes online and wants to have a go. See you later players and judges x

Like your bank account? :smug:

And thanks everyone who liked it. It’s amazing what can get done on a trip back from Margate :laugh:

Hi lovely Kate where did you get that weather report from :laugh:

I love Margate. It's so beautiful over there!