Boris old friend!

I have not heard from you since that unfortunate incident in Vladivostock.
I trust the gender realignment went well?

How sad that you missed our glorious day! It would have been a true test of your newly acquired status as a woman! We set ourselves a task of gigantic proportions, but we were not daunted by it's scale. We saw what needed to be done, and we were equal to it!

Never has so much been done by so many to so few.....well, to one to be precise!

Rest assured Boris, Mr Clarke may be happy in the years to come, but he will never again reach the zenith that was Basildon! You would have been proud of Soviet womanhood, had you been with us on that day!

I had thought to retire in the near future, and spend my twilight years in quiet contemplation of the grandeur of the Steppes, but it will not do. He calls to me again Boris!

Mr Clarke is my destiny, my lifelong quest, my grail!

Fear not Boris! Olga will strike again, and she will not forget you! Be strong!

Until the day comrade, until the day!

Hi Boris :thumbs:

You are our newest member of the bestest maddest craziest funnest greatest Big Brother site on the net :elephant:

You are very very welcome and we look forward to reading your posts :colour::colour::colour:

Hi Boris

Welcome to TIBB

Were a little mad but were harmless trust me :hugesmile:

Welcome:wavey:

Basildon
 

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

Thank you all for your kind wishes and hearty welcome.For one who is still unsure of her/his comings and goings it was truley unbeleivable. Although I am still widely - and I use the term advisedly [!] - known as Boris you may of course call me Borisse. It is a touch more feminine. By the way I should warn yoo all that Boris spends his/ her life with a ductionurry in his/her pocket and a fingr ruddy ti yuse the spill chock at all times so bear wvv me all, babes, ifff I gut it rong.

Basildon
 

:laugh:

PS which day will it be ?

I need to know ROB ,so that I can place it safely in my file-o-fax.I cannot be left undone again ,I must be there wherever you go.

I AM WAITING...........................B:wavey::wavey:: wavey::xyxwave:

Boris,

I fear you are too eager, too impulsive. softly softly comrade.

Basildon is still on high alert, in expectation of our commission, and this is good.

But we must be cautious. it will happen, but we must let him rest and recuperate first.

True, Shakespeare was obviously thinking of Mr Clarke when he wrote:

What a piece of work (is a man!)
How noble in form and reason!
How infinite in faculty!
In form and moving how express and admirable!
In action how like an angel!
In apprehension how like a god!

He is though, only human, and we may have Amnesty International upon us if we do not give him a little time.

Be patient Borisse, he is there, I can see him now, soon Mr Clarke, soon!

P.S. Borisse, open your U2U message, click on the line top right of the page!

If Borrise is after some action, then there is always the rescue mission seeHas anyone seen Bert thread for details

Basildon
 

:nono:
Dear friends, or may I now call you comrades? I hear your words but myheart beats deep within my heaving breast.I am weary now with waiting and turn constavtly in the night from side to side. In fact I hardly know which way to turn.You must remember that my eyes have not yet seen the glories that ave yours.

I am prepared.My training was complete before news of your existence fell upon my ears. [In my former life I tossed the ...er ...big tree trunk thing as in ''K BURR'' !]When the next mission is decided upon I will be ready and eager to prove myself in my new persona. I understand the need for secrecyso have at hand the means to take on the identity of a former aquaintance by the name of Ludmilla Zhobidov.She has no need of this name any more as ther has been a problem with her transformation and she has sadly become Ludovic Kenodov again!


No matter, when you name .......the place
the date
the time
I will be all that a 'woman' should be.

I ask only this, please point out Mr. Clarke to me, as so far in my turbulent life ,
I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM !

Yours, as ever , Boris.

PS I would hate to get the wrong target.:dazzler::dazzler::spin2:

Comrade Borisse - Valentina here. As our esteemed leader, Comrade Olga has pointed out, we must be wary and cautious. The Red Army (Basildon branch) are on high alert and have cordoned off a certain establishment, passes and permits have been changed and their security measures are of the highest calibre.

We have our contacts posted inside said establishment; they are sleepers who are ready to be activated at short notice. They have proven themselves to be worthy allies and have earned our undying gratitude and a glass of vodka for their welcome assistance.

Comrade Olga - a brave and fearless patriot, has put her life on the line to achieve her aim and we will follow her in her pursuit of her goal. It is a selfless act, borne of necessity; her zeal is endless and her goal ever nearer. These are but small battles in a bigger war. Mr C will be our willing captive - his resistance is weakening, his naive and innocent view of the world is being reshaped.

Never fear Comrade Borisse - the fight is not yet over, there are more missions planned and Comrade Olga will contact you in due course.

Have faith my friend, be strong, the rewards are hard earned but richly deserved.

PS - Mr C is the Adonis like creature that adorns ROB's avatar - heaven sent indeed!!

Basildon
 

I thank you Valentina,But .............

There is not much time..

They

are coming ...

B ...........ouch !:shocked::shocked::shocked:

Basildon
 

Read this VERY carefully
Iwill send it only once...

It is I.Lodovic Kenodov sending word to you from your dear friend and'would be' comrade Boris/se.

:shocked:Alas poor Boris,
:shocked:I knew him/her,,dear Olga[and others]

The thought ofhaving to prove him/herr self in the woods at Basildon ,or else where,was just too much and a crack has appeared in his/her persona. S/he must return at once to Vladivostockwhere all will be put straight again.

Of late, porr Boris/se had changed.The carefree being had goneto be replaced by a nervous creature of jumps and starts.S/he ,who had always been abed by 10.00pm, now sits hunchedin a corner 'till 'cock crow' with a machine that clicks and taps. S/he mutters words like 'babe' and adds 'tastic' to others when in the throws of great enthusiasm.It is sad but true.A serious defect has occured in the realignment.I trust another spell in Vladivostock 'should' put things back in place !

I will, of course, try to bring word of his/her progress,and there may too be times when Boris him/her self will 'break through' to this the 'real' though 'small' world and make contact him/herself.. If able Boris/se would have contacted you direct....
so...Yourss in spirit Ludovic Kenodov
pp
Boris/se.../Ludmilla zhobidov

PS Is the 'ONE' recovered yet? as I too am an interested party ! L.K.
:love::love:

All the nostalgia for all time reminds me of happy times at Langley, West Virginia and at Quantico and West Point. :dance:

I was last in Washington DC with my American hosts back in 1999. I managed to get a tour of Arlington Cemetary and see the changing of the Guard and the Eternal flame where the Kennedys are burried

:dance:

Mmmmmmmmmm
 

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

Is it just me or is this thread getting a little strange??????.........................

ROB here.

Strange?

You're darn tootin' Blinkin! Agent Olga Volga is away at present, but has asked me to post the following on her behalf.


I am disturbed to see that our communication system has been infiltrated again by subversive forces.

Like you I was heartened to see that Agent Boris has made a remarkable recovery after the accident. Such dtermination, and such devotion to duty renews my sense of pride in our movement.

However, I fear it was too much, too soon. Rest assured that s/he will recieve the very best treatment available east of the Trans-Siberian passage. I am sure you will join me in sending our very best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Now I know that some of you have read of the exploits of I, Agent Olga with incredulity.

Those of you who travelled with me on that glorious day know the truth. do not lose sight of this.

Please remember that this thread is our written record of the glorious day and that it is entirely inappropriate place to write memoirs of a wildly decadent holiday spent touring cemetaries in North America.

Accordingly I ask that this communication channel be kept clear. I will soon be back with news of our next offensive.

Until the day. Remember Basildon!..........

This is one of the photographs taken at Arlington, it is of the Eternal Flame.

I don't think the CIA would have any objections to publishing this photograph, although it is hardly one of my best ones. :hugesmile:

Hello, ROB here again.

This is distressing. I can't contact Olga at the moment, and I know she will be unhappy at this unauthorised use of the Basildon memoirs yet again.


The eternal flame is indeed a beacon in the darkness, but it has no place here.

Perhaps a new thread could be started by this zealous poster? 'Cemeteries I have known'.

Here he could post photo's of himself at Lenin's tomb, or laying flowers on Jim Morrisons grave in Paris, or perhaps even placing a single shiny apple in the centre of the Imagine mosaic in the Strawberry Fields Memorial section of Central Park, NJC.

A little vignette of his afternoon in Highgate cemetery conversing with Marx could be added at a future date.


All of this has it's place, but not here my friend, not here.

For here are the deeds of Basildon recorded. Your words are literary grafitti. Your images are misplaced.

This record needs to be read and be available for future generations.

As the Bayeaux tapestry represents 1066

As the Illiad chronicles the Trojan Wars

These testimonies will stand the test of time

They will speak through the ages

These words will echo through time

They are all we have of Basildon.

Never was so much done by so many to so ...lucky a CAD designer!

Leave them be, I beg of you.

Speak softly, great deeds are here.


The time has come, the old man said, to talk of many things;

Of one who works in car design and how we ravished him................................

As requested I have created a thread for Cemeteries I have known

All the images I have taken my self :elephant:

Enjoy :hugesmile:

BTW I see you all trained with the KGB or the GRU. You may have guessed I never came from that route, but the CIA and MI6 are quite thorough in their training :thumbs: