And said oh my god

and had a big poo on the loo

(i think that right - lol)

NEXT

There was a member called Ben

who Looked rather like a big hen

So he looked like a chicken

and said he was flickin'

That youd stick your dick in

Huh? your line is suppose to be the last line of the limerick - lol -

It ahs so rhyme with the Last word of the first line

For example;

There once ws a member called ben......
.................................................. hen
.................................................. Chicken
.................................................. .Flickin'
.................................................. .(___)Something tht ryhmes with ben

The ink from the tube in his pen.


NEXT!!!!!

I once had a dog called Spot...

Who liked to do a trot

He ate loadz of pickles..

And loved to get tickles

for those pesky animal rights pickets