1.Old people who moan about the younger generation: Does my head in, not all young people are the same so stop moaning.
2. Small talk: When people talk to you for no reason ie someone you would never speak to ever, it's like, what do you want? I'm all for being pleasant etc but I dont care what you're doing at your weekend or where your going on holiday so **** off and leave me alone.
3.When people say "oh people in Africa could eat that", when you dont finish your food. No they couldn't, they are in Africa, and I dont wan't my food so what?
4 Going out and getting stopped by police, when they want to sniff a bottle of IRN BRU you have (yes irn bru not actual alcohol), its like um **** off it's my juice I dont want your effing nose in it.
5. People who have nits. YUCK, i know everyone gets them but after a while you have to realise you have them and It makes me feel ill.

People who complain about people complaining about people who complain Joking :D

Unwashed people: Buy some soap for **** sake.

I AGREE

People who have to tell people that they are joking by adding the word "Joking" or a smiley to the end of their sentence.









Joking. :rolleyes: hahahaha




(I actually was joking though)

Smelly people who always sit close to me when I take the bus - even though there's only a handful of people on it. This is why I hate public transport.

LOL Same!

You get that a lot on here. Somebody is in a serious argument , and when things dont swing their way , they either suddenly...

A) Have a lot of **** going on in their life at the moment , in which case why are you on an internet forum.

B) Joking. Out of nowhere. Serious argument? No , no , no! Tricked you! Here! I even brought a smiley to prove it!

LOL.

LOL

I tend to use a smiley at the end of my sarcastic post to denote half-joking-whole-earnest. This tricks the recipient into believing that I didn't mean anything nasty, when in fact, usually I do.

Actually I have to add another one, I hate Homophobic people, I dont understand why they feel the need to be so against gay people, its the year 2008 not year 1908

Was the year 1908 not good for homosexuals?

lol thats confusing:bigsmile:

If anyone wants to see everything I hate, I'm probably in a facebook group which exclaims that I hate them.

Anti-Groups include Scouting for Girls, The Hoosiers, Kelvin MacKenzie, Mohamed al Fayed, the Liberal Democrats, the BNP, Ant and Dec, Noel Fielding, Barack Obama, Che Guevara, Heather Mills, Ashley Cole...

Dunno:spin2:

I hate Ant and Dec too.

Oh you didn't just put Scouting For Girls and The Hoosiers into that list did you?

I might have to resort to a jokey post followed by a smiley to diffuse the evil.

Okay. Here is a simple one. Everyday common ignorance.

I mentioned to a friend the other day that I might wake up an extra hour early , six in the morning , from now on [if I had the willpower].

The friend then flew into an outrage , and demanded to know just how a human being was going to climb this mountain of a task.

The friend was also baffled as to why I wanted to wake at six. Apparently , sixty extra minuets in what is an already short enough day was not a good enough reason to convince him that I was making a well informed desicion.

It really irked me off. Everybody acted as though I had two sets of ****ing eyes , just because I wanted to do something a little unconventional for people my age and wake an extra hour early.

Moral of the story , ****ed if I know.

The alarm clock was shoved off the table. What proceeded was a groggy , early morning , stoned slacker of a Mr. T routine.

''I aint waking up at no six , fool!''

OMG same here
a guy in our class STINKS of sweat its horrible

Another thing to add. People saying the same thing after I've said it. GET YOUR OWN WORDS.

It begs the question: Do you sleep in your jewels?

LOL

Oh yes I did.

The Hoosiers for their annoying adverts telling me to buy their CD, when I wouldn't as it's a sack of shite anyway.

And SFG because their idea of a chorus is repeating the same line over and over again.

There is no excuse for bad personal hygiene.